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Sacred ground? Sacred ground? God doesn't worship the ground. God made the ground. And Moses is about to step near a burning bush. That is gonna be hot. God doesn't think Moses is gonna do it. "Hey, Moses, kick your shoes off.” Come on. “Walk around a burning bush?” You know, that's like asking me to take my shoes off and stand on a hot plate. I'm not gonna do it... unless God asks me to. And then I am, just like Moses. Why? What's gonna happen to Moses? His feet aren't gonna get burned. No. God is gonna reward him with some sweet-ass shoes. It's like, "Oh. Oh. You risk your feet, you get some shoes." That's the way God works, 'cause God loves us. Trust in God, he'll give you shoes.

—The Prince of Egypt (1998), director’s commentary

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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

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because apparently this needs to be said AGAIN

in the most general aesthetic terms possible

1600s: most witch-hunts ended in this century. no witches were burned in North America; they were hanged or in one case pressed to death

1700s: the American Revolution. Marie Antoinette. the French Revolution. the crazy King George. most pirate movies

1800-1830: Jane Austen! Pride and Prejudice! those dresses where the waist is right under one’s boobs and men have a crapton of facial hair inside high collars

1830-1900: Victorian. Les Miserables is at the beginning, the Civil War is in the middle, and Dracula is at the end

1900-1920: Edwardian. Titanic, World War I, the Samantha books from American Girl, Art Nouveau

1920s: Great Gatsby. Jazz Age. Flappers and all that. most people get this right but IT IS NOT VICTORIAN. STUFF FROM THIS ERA IS NOT VICTORIAN. DO NOT CALL IT VICTORIAN OR LIST IT ON EBAY AS VICTORIAN. THAT HAPPENS SURPRISINGLY OFTEN GIVEN HOW STAGGERING THE VISUAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ERAS IS. also not 100 years ago yet, glamour.com “100 years of X” videos. you’re lazy, glamour.com. you’re lazy and I demand my late Edwardian styles

I just saw people referencing witch burning and Marie Antoinette on a post about something happening in 1878. 1878. when there were like trains and flush toilets and early plastic and stuff. if you guys learn nothing else about history, you should at least have vague mental images for each era

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Riff: I'll offer you some friendly advice- 

Tony: I don't want your advice. 

Riff: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

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Sandy: Rizzo, tell us you love us. Now.

Rizzo: Can’t it be, like, an understood thing?

Sandy: You’re implying that you love us!

Rizzo:

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I just realized I never introduced myself-

hi! i’m Bea, my close friends call me Beaker- yes like the muppet. if you are a mutual you’re now a close friend mwah

my pronouns are she/her, but they/them also works!

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Mischa: I like guys so I must be gay, but then again I like girls so I must be straight.

Ricky, a bisexual: I'm about to say something that is going to blow your mind.

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Watching yall say "trans rights" in ya bio but still talk about buying Hogwarts Legacy

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I got my wisdom teeth out on tuesday and i had 6 teeth. i’m still thinking about how the surgeon told my mom

“her mouth is so tiny, where the fuck are these teeth coming from?”

so now I can only imagine noel saying this about ocean after she gets her wisdom teeth out.

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The Blues Brothers (1980)

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Dew drops on clover leaves are my favorite thing, I saw these little guys outside the art studio yesterday…

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the ruling class will do whatever it can to snuff out what little power you have, and to render you inescapably and utterly enslaved

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