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if I can write for an hour will someone assassinate a politician for me ? really need some motivation

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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

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Its important to look back on your own amateurish art without like, bullying others about being in that stage.

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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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He's picking fights with worm puppets now

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me when i accept

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The Minotaur of Cretes

posted a month ago on my Patreon, original text by @pigswithwings can be found here 💗 I started this one last December and then couldn’t touch it for many months until finally it just kind of happened. it means a lot to me to this day 💗

✅ you are welcome to: crop the images for banners/pfps (with credit); create voice overs w/o AI

❌ you may not: repost to other platforms w/o permission; create voice overs with AI; create NFTs

get early access to new comics+ for $1 || get your fursona assigned by me || browse older Tumblr Comics

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big tofu

My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda

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when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

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nope ! tear ducts (4), mouth, and nostrils (2), all connecting to your digestive system through your throat, leading out your ass, which maybe you could count as another hole, but topologically its just the end of another hole.

Your eyes and ears end with airtight seals, so they're not holes and your urethra ends up at your kidneys, which filter your blood, which doesn't, in fact, lead to anywhere that leads out of your body, otherwise you'd be in a predicament.

So topologically, 7. But the average person has more because so many people have piercings !

call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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BLUE ??

Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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fun fact, the unaltered standard human body has 7 holes. she's just got pierced ears or something

call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes