So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.
And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?
The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.
Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.
That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!
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Me: [looking sadly at my hand after having sloughed off a big chunk of skin while weeding despite wearing gloves]
Me: “I have the most sensitive delicate skin in the world. It’s unfitting.”
My partner, trying to comfort me: “It wouldn’t be unfitting for a space emperor.”
Me: “I’m not sure that’s aspirational.”
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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Wheee
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The Trojan war is a perfect example of a bunch of seemingly unrelated actions from the point of view of the people performing those actions leading to just a whole bunch of death. My word. Nobody involved expected literally any of this.
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this too shall pass
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Reverse AU? Or something like that.
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Hit [A] repeadedly to torture an innocent soul!
Hit [B] to feminize him!
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I would like mdzs in the arcane
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You just got ANTHY'D!
Send to your friends to totally ANTHY them!
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I highly recommend Small Worlds, the miniature museum in Tokyo.
First, you are greeted with this ominous message:
"Are you ready?" Well, are you?! No!!!
They even have a tiny functioning airport! Little planes zoom in and out!!!
And I think this hotdog guy was their mascot??
10/10 great stop while visiting friends (:
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