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Hell world

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I just absolutely GALAXY BRAINED and none of you can handle it.

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Imagine thinking you should toss your cat outside to get hit by a car or eaten by a coyote because there's just

No

Possible

Way

To

Give

Them

Enrichment

Inside.

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I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

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god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

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Me: *picks up “dead” bat in my yard so my dog doesn’t eat it*

“Dead” bat: O_O

Me: O_O

Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead bat realizing it has been picked up by a large creature at the exact same second: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

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Mimi! The screamin’ stray we feed. She announces her arrival every night by screaming at the front door

(We’d adopt her but we have to many pets as is and one cat with fiv)

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One of our fiercest and most persistent elders from Stonewall Inn needs us right now! Ms Major Griffin-Gracy has sadly suffered from a stroke, and will require extended recovery. She has given her life fighting for the LGBTQ community, especially for trans women of color, qtpoc dealing with the prison system, and for folks living with HIV/AIDS. After years of pouring into our community, she needs our support during her recovery. You can help by donating at https://fundly.com/missmajor or by sending her a message of love and affirmation at missmajorspeaks@gmail.com! Don’t wait until our elders have passed to uplift them. Help us honor and celebrate Ms Majors today, during this time of healing and recovery!

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who is old enough to be part of the fanfic.net era where we literally talked to our characters? like, had conversations with them?

cause I do. as a lonely child of 12 who had no friends, it was a favorite pasttime of mine to boot up the dial-up internet and type out imaginary conversations with ouran high school host club characters in the beginning notes before even starting the damn chapter (which was inevitably 500 words long and absolutely awful)

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everyones posting rabb.it alternatives. just have all of your friends open the same video and then count down from 3 and hit play at the same time like the rest of us. back in my day,

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gumball snaps and kills james charles

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here is a new year’s resolutions for y’all: DONT FUCKING PRANK CALL BUSINESSES. believe it or not, it’s not actually funny to be prank called. in the past 5 days i’ve worked i’ve been prank called 15 times. so please don’t prank call you aren’t cool or funny

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everyone shut the FUCK up about 4th of july and post lego frog

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let’s stop making fun of shirtless werewolves and just acknowledge that lycanthropy is a tits out kind of affliction

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Hi I spent the entire afternoon in a salmon-fueled fugue state and now finally the most important quiz is here. I’ve brought it to you.