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“When a flower doesn’t bloom you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower.”
— broadcastings (via storments)
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Masterlist (Updated) 28.2.18
Fanfic
Sweeter than sweet (AO3 link) (Jimin/Reader primarily, smut involving multiple other members. Vampire AU, explicit/fluff/angst)
Sweeter than sweet (Tumblr) - Chapter one / two / three / four / five / six / seven / eight / nine / ten / eleven / twelve / thirteen / fourteen / fifteen / sixteen / seventeen / eighteen / nineteen / twenty / twenty one / twenty two / twenty three / twenty four / twenty five / twenty six
Pretend - Part one / Part two / Part Three / Part Four (Yoongi/reader, Namjoon/reader, explicit/angst)
Reactions
Angst
Getting jealous when their ex is close to another member
Having an argument and them calling you ‘Noona’
Pulling away
Breaking up - hyung line / maknae line
Breaking up pt. 2
Fluff
Visiting you at your job as a zoopkeeper
Catching you dancing/singing to one of their songs
Finding out you can’t eat with chopsticks
Doing something domestic/feminine together
Helping you with insomnia
You suffering with claustrophobia
Doped up on allergy medication
Their s/o doing their own hand-poke tattoos
When you’re stressed/overworked
Smut
Playing under the table
Pulling their hair during sex/foreplay
Distracting you whilst you’re on the phone
Car sex/foreplay
Sucking on their bottom lip during a kiss
Make up sex
Anal play/sex
Being bratty and refusing sex
When they’re the sub - hyung line / maknae line
When you refuse to make noise during sex
Cumming on you
One-shots
Angst
Just once - ‘The one where Yoonig’s girlfirend takes an overdose’
Fluff
Happy Birthday ChimChim - ‘The one where Jimin’s wish comes true’
Here we come a-carolling - The one where BTS turn up to sing carols on your doorstep’
Nine Months - ‘The one where Namjoon becomes a father’
Smut
Your favourite game - ‘The one where Min Yoongi and Jeon Jungkook compete to see who can make you cum the fastest’
Gravity Check - ‘The one where Jungkook is your oh-so-handsome climbing instructor’
Imagines
Namjoon - One
Jungkook - One
Hoseok - One
Appreciations
Bts in Suits
Kim Seokjin
Min Yoongi
Jung Hoseok
Kim Namjoon
Park Jimin
Kim Taehyung
Jeon Jungkook
BTS in Uniform
Kim Namjoon
Jeon Jungkook
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Since you did it with namjoon can you do a thinking about all of the members haha 😂
Ok, so I’ve been getting quite a lot of asks about this since I spoke about how well endowed Namjoon might be, so I guess it’s time I fomulated a proper response! *cracks knuckles*
Obviously this is all just speculation and a bit of fun, don’t take it too seriously :P
Seokjin
I’m a firm believer in Jin being fairly well blessed both in length and girth. A shower rather than a grower, if you will. He’s most definitely underrated.


Yoongi
Unlike Jimin, I reckon Yoongi’s dick isn’t paricularly in proportion to his height. All of the pictures I’ve ever seen of his bulge make him look fairly genorous, at least in length. Let’s not even mention that famous performance in the pink pyjamas… (see below). He seems to be fairly good at tucking himself neatly into those tight trousers they so often wear…
Hoseok
Honestly, Hobi is one member I have absolutely no idea about. You don’t realy see many pictures of his bulge about, which leads me to believe he’s fairly average in that department. Not to say that that’s a bad thing - we all know that Hobi’s hip action could more than make up for anything he might be lacking.
Namjoon
I’ve already really said my piece about Namjoon, but the last one was lacking pictures, sooo…
Jimin
Let me start of by saying that whatever this boy is packing, I really don’t care lol I have the feeling he’s actually the smallest out of all the members - which would make sense given his height and small hands - but looking at the size of his neck and general thickness elsewhere I think he’s got some fairly decent girth.
Taehyung
Our boy Tae is packing a pretty decent load, I’m sure of it after seeing that gif I recently reblogged. The boy looks pretty well blessed in all areas, and to be fair, the rest of him is so perfect I wouldn’t be surprised if his dick is too.
Jungkook
I’m guessing Jungkook is fairly average to just above average. Some shots he looks pretty hung in, and others not, so it’s difficult to tell. Either way, I always picture Jungkook as so eager to please that he’d find a way to make it work regardless.
And, so concludes this feature presentation lol <3 <3
None of the above photos belong to me ^^
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tbh the best and the funniest chansoo moment ever
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more hybrid!au recs
Since I’m not going to be able to be as active as I was before the semester started, here are some fics to tide you over for now! I’m also going to make a quick fic rec list of fics I read last month and enjoyed! But for now, here are some more hybrid aus that I read and enjoyed!
Fics I’ve read!
Please Me | by @wonhooty
✦ bunny!jungkook x reader, smut ✦ oneshot? ✦ note: oofff
Little Bear | by @b-angst-tan
✦ sugar glider!jimin x reader ✦ one | two | three ✦ note: fuck I love this so much omg
Patience | by @btsreactsarchive
✦ tiger!taehyung x reader ✦ one | ? ✦ note: fuck i love this one too omg njknd
Made Just For You | by @jungoongi
✦ hybrid!jin x reader ✦ oneshot ✦ note: oh my goddd i love this too kjfnfkn im so fuckign WHIPPED
Love Me, Love Me | by @kingdomtae
✦ puppy!jimin x reader, smut ✦ oneshot ✦ note: fuck yessss
Pinky Promise | by @thatbangtanbloom
✦ hybrid!taehyung x reader ✦ oneshot ✦ note: fucking c u t e
Snores | by @nocturnalnoctie
✦ brown bear!namjoon x reader ✦ oneshot ✦ note: fuck its cute, short but sweet
Kalopsia | by @swtmess
✦ cat shifter!jungkook x reader ✦ one | two | three | ? ✦ note: :)
Warmer Than Fur | by luminaraed (Quotev)
✦ bunny!jungkook x reader ✦ series ✦ note: so god damn cute
Of Humans and Hybrids | by thealleycat (Quotev)
✦ hybrid!bts x reader ✦ series ✦ note: actually really interesting! I admire how much detail has gone into it, and I’m looking forward to more
Fics I have yet to read!
Milk | by @icyhobi
✦ cat!yoongi x reader, smut ✦ one | two ✦ note: holy fuck I haven’t read this yet but a bitch is r e a d y
The Firefly That Guards The Fox | by @magicalsalamander
✦ fox!taehyung x reader ✦ one | two | three | four | five | six | ? ✦ note: they have other hybrid fics too!! I haven’t read this yet but it looks super interesting and I intend to!
Anyway! That’s the few I have stumbled upon recently! I think there’s more, I had a list a while ago but it?? disappeared?? so I have no idea where it went and what else was on there. I hope you enjoy these while I’m slightly awol lmao!
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Up from the bottom
I am keeping the mindset that it can only get better from here.
it's going to be tough, but, I can do tough. I think that i'll get another pet when I make it into my own place. I need a fuzzy companion. I will have my rainbow bathroom like I've always wanted. Maybe I can find a lil place with a balcony. Something with a lil roof where I can make my spot with an old tea table and tons of plants. Life is going to be okay. I am reclaiming who I am deep down. I can do this on my own.
I still have my moments of fear. I am still a little scared. New things do scare me. I believe that that's pretty usual, right?
So what..I'll have two divorces under my belt. I'm still young and I can start over and live out the life I want.
'One day at a time, the suns gon' shine'
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BTS mixtapes in a nutshell
RM: I’m so conflicted between by idol and rapper identities that it’s tearing me apart, but I’m slowly coming to terms with my identity as a musical artist, so I’m gonna rap in a flow so intricate and sesquipedalian that y’all cant even pretend I’m not the best in the game, also I’ve read so many nihilistic philosophy books that I wanna DIE, but not before I’ve DRUNK my WEIGHT in LIQUOR and had a RAP BATTLE with GOD
Agust D: fuck all you fake rappers, fuck your moms, fuck high school, fuck the bourgeois, fuck depression, fuck social isolation, i cant trust nobody not even myself because im possessed by an evil rapping demon consumed by its lust for greed and fame, meet me in daegu for an ass kicking you fake fucks, i’ll kick your ass, i’ll kick his ass, I’LL KICK MY OWN ASS
Hope World: 🌺 ✨ 🌸 ✨ 🌺 WELCOME TO THE PARTY ZONE🌸 ✨ 🌺 ✨ 🌸It’s A Struggle To Maintain My Public Vs Personal Personas ✨ But I’m Still ✨ Like ✨ A Super Successful Idol ✨ So Life Is Pretty Sweet For Me Right Now ✨ I Love My Bros And My Fans ✨ I’ll Give The Haters My Free Flyer Points Since They Don’t Have Any! 🌺 ;) 🌺 🌈 follow ur dreams 🌈 i luv u 💖
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full mixtape here for those who dont know where to look!
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