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Arthur Conan Doyle: what if there was a detective and he was super mysterious and badass and like the smartest man alive but of course was misunderstood and an outcast but in a cool way.

Agatha Christie: what if there was a detective but he was a tiny little fancy man and no one ever took him seriously no matter what he does because of white on white racism. and he's got a silly mustache.

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

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Poirot Barbie

There’s some French gent at the door. No, no, no, I am not some “French gent”, I am some Belgian gent.

AGATHA CHRISTIE’S POIROT (1989 - 2013)

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actually i love it when the characters are all lying. i love it when they all have secrets and none of them trust each other. i love being given clues that solve puzzles i haven't even been presented with yet. i also love it when i get chills watching a scene without even knowing what it means, and when i do know what it means, i get even more chills. i love theorizing and thinking and solving and coming up with possibilities of where a story might be going. i love it and i will do it for free, for fun, for no real reason.

this is a mystery appreciation post!! if you appreciate mysteries and secrets and stories that slowly unravel before you, please interact!!!

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I loved that the first trailer for A Haunting In Venice looks like a generic horror movie until the final shot reveals that Hercule Poirot is there, and I want more trailers that disguise the true nature of the film before the very end. Specifically I want to see a trailer for a sappy rom-com that ends with the main couple about to be wed when the priest asks if there are any objections, only for the doors to slam open and reveal Benoit Blanc standing there about to make that ceremony a fiasco to remember

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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this stupid little beaver bitch

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"you make the neurodivergent joke way too much" you think being neurodivergent is a joke? 🤨

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Have you heard of this monstrosity of a movie

It’s nearly 2 hours of stop-motion shitposting

it’s called…

A Town Called Panic.

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Holy shit I watched this in High school

I know many people may not see this but. I am begging everyone who does to watch A Town Called Panic. It’s an hour-long, French, stop motion comedy and a wonderful thing to have on with a bunch of friends. It’s got one of the most erratic plots and is so stupidly well made it genuinely makes me mad. It’s on YouTube for free, and probably other places, just. Please. Get a few friends and watch this stupid movie I need more people to know about it and be talking about it.

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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

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forever thinking about this satellite photograph from the 2020 atlantic hurricane season that captured 5 tropical cyclones (hurricanes, plus tropical storms and tropical depressions which are basically weaker classifications of hurricanes) and 3 other weather systems that would develop into tropical cyclones shortly after, all in the same single photograph.

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When I was in high school vaping was the business of old people trying to quit smoking and extremely weird and uncool dudebros trying to make vape tricks a thing and then like two years later teens are smoking again is there a way to make vaping extremely cringe again

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Hey does anyone have some good mystery book recommendations? I mostly read cozy mysteries but I’m trying to branch out a little and find some new stuff.

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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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