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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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FUCK

god firefly had it all. the soundtrack. the way every costume looks like it was pulled straight from a goodwill. zoe and mal's whole deal. the terrible chinese pronunciation. sex work being the most respectable and unionized profession of the lot. spaceship cargo hold full of cattle. "shiny." teenage girl with mysterious unexplained psychic powers. old traveling preacher with a mysterious unexplained past. chekov's compression coil. "pretty spry for a dead fella." wash's slutty little hawaiian shirts. kaylee and inarra's whole deal. mark sheppard is there.

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lest this be lost in the bellicose noise of the day

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They put it into WORDS

whatever identity you subscribe to eddie i think you got to let him, like, really enjoy sex. and i don't even mean sexual attraction i mean sex SEX (and yes, sex with women). 1. he has fun 2. it's clearly a way to blow steam since he is shown to get so pent up when he can't get it up with marisol, 3. he probably likes how good he is at it. he and shannon fought for like half of season 2 and girlie was still picking up his calls (while he hid her in his room too LMAO). if he's gay eddie is probably living out of the conclusion Well. I like sex with women 🙂. So everything's fine. no dawg you just like sex 😭.

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whatever identity you subscribe to eddie i think you got to let him, like, really enjoy sex. and i don't even mean sexual attraction i mean sex SEX (and yes, sex with women). 1. he has fun 2. it's clearly a way to blow steam since he is shown to get so pent up when he can't get it up with marisol, 3. he probably likes how good he is at it. he and shannon fought for like half of season 2 and girlie was still picking up his calls (while he hid her in his room too LMAO). if he's gay eddie is probably living out of the conclusion Well. I like sex with women 🙂. So everything's fine. no dawg you just like sex 😭.

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of course Bobby was going to save Chim. Chim saved Bobby, showed him life was worth living despite his tragedies. Chim is the reason he had a second chance, a family.

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He has the sluttiest waist. We know. Maddie knows. JLH knows.

“Eddie’s slutty little waist” this “Buck’s slutty little waist” that. WHAT ABOUT CHIMNEY???? I’m telling y’all, I’m watching season 1 and Chimney’s got a little something going on!!! I guess the costume crew didn’t get the memo, or maybe they knew that the world’s not ready to have that conversation because why is Chimney the only member of this cast whose shirts ACTUALLY FIT

Justice for Howie’s slutty little waist

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I get so mad when I think about what we were robbed of. We should have gotten a Madney-focused episode where Chimney is ALL over her. He's calling her every hour, he's having Josh patch him through as a 9-1-1 call just so he can ask her how she's feeling. And Maddie is PISSED. Because she told him to trust her! She would talk to him this time about what's happening if she had to and he swore he'd trust her! But then she has a night in with Karen and Athena, and she's like...bitching while they drink wine and she has a water with lemon. And Athena chuckles and says, "Yeah, Michael was like that when I was pregnant with May. Not so much with Harry though. Was Chimney like that when you were pregnant with Jee?" and it's lightbulbs on for Maddie. She runs home and Chimney is like chewing his nails away trying to resist the urge to ask Maddie how she's feeling and maybe taking her temperature and blood pressure and-- And Maddie is just like, "it's not because you don't trust me. You're worried because you missed most of this last time, right?" and Chimney, who didn't even know WHY he was acting like this is like, "holy shit, you're so right. I don't even think I realized how much I missed until I got to be here for this one."

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OMG TAG ME WHEN IT'S POSTED

another sneak peek of the new fic, which i am enjoying SO much so far:

“Peanut is a human person?” says Hen. “I – yes?” Buck says. He glances down at his phone to double check that the image on his lock screen is still his then-three-year-old daughter hanging upside-down on the playground and grinning at the camera. “Not a puppy,” Hen continues. “No?” Hen stares at Buck for a long moment, then turns on her heel to walk upstairs. “Chim! Did you know that Peanut is a human child and not a small animal?” “Buck’s Peanut?” Chim calls back, leaning over the railing. “No? Is she not a dog?”

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You guys get it

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I was a Pinterest bitch long before I got on tumblr

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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I really want a "My Kink Is Karma" fic where temu crashes out just as hard as Buck post-breakup and he or the firefam take vindictive pleasure in that fact

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Point well made

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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Plot twist: Buck was The Competition first. You know, when Tommy was trying to date Eddie but his weird codependent best friend kept showing up everywhere and Eddie kept gushing about him and wanting him to tag along on their dates (no I don't have 3 tickets to the fight!) and even Eddie's son wouldn't shut up about him. Tommy really never had a moment of peace between those two.

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Omg I want to read that!

my girldad buddie demi!eddie wip is making me go insane

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Oh god, I'm imagining a little kitten wriggling around the brake and gas pedals and got instant anxiety. Please don't let your cats roam the car

This is an extremely odd complaint but please?? Don't let your cats roam loose in the car while you're driving??? You do NOT want your cat going across the dashboard while you're trying to drive or getting under your feet when you need to brake and you DEFINITELY don't your cat to freak the fuck out and potentially become a danger or be in danger because something made it panic during the ride. And if you need to break quickly or if you get into a car crash, your cat does not have a seat belt to keep it from going flying into the windshield.

Just put your cat in a carrier. It's safer and less stressful for everyone involved.