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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
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About a week ago I posted this.
I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:
and my personal favorite
After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like
I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like
This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
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It’s World Mental Health Day
And I’m always available, at any time of the day, no matter what. If you know me or you don’t, I’m always here.
Here are a list of numbers if you’re ever feeling so down everything feels like it’s over :
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and also, me, or everyone else who reblogs this post, because you matter, and tons of people would never be the same again if something happened that took you away.
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When I was like 12 I had this obsession for Jared Leto, so I watched Requiem for a Dream. 8 years later I'm still traumatized.
What The Fuck Did I Just Watch For You: a memoir by a fan of actors with terrible filmographies
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Want more info? Here ya go:
This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science
ALSO:
Sex redefined
“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”
More on anti-trans arguments as bad science
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masterlist
One Shots, Imagines and Fan Fictions.
CELEBRITIES EDITION.
last update: 30.03.20
if you don’t want to be listed send me a message and i will remove you.
new (n)
CHARACTER MASTERLIST
Shawn Mendes.
higher love | smut
pretty girl | smut
gold digger | agnst
harvard | smut
his favorite view | smut
friends come over | smut
please | smut
relax | smut
library | smut
polished | smut
the tiktok challenge | fluff
marry me | fluff
prove it | smut
who’d you rather | fluff
wake up call | smut
don’t say my name | smut
hands | smut
do you have a question for me? | fluff
i wanna taste you first | smut
berry kiss | fluff
ready | fluff
right there | smut
old bedroom | smut
honey | agnst, fluff (n)
Tom Hiddleston.
favorites | fluff
rules | fluff
tear me up | smut
can’t sleep | fluff
cockwarming | smut
yes, sir | smut
heart in my hands | fluff
if i didn´t have you | fluff
happy birthday! | fluff
the kiss that broke the internet | smut, fluff
drunken truth ot what did i do? | smut
cooking | smut
red | smut
dance with me | fluff
traffic | smut
ouch! | fluff
beautiful boy | fluff
interview | fluff
late to the party | smut
werid like that | fluff
slow hands | smut
take care of her and i’ll take care of you | smut
insomnia | smut
fuck it, let the whole world know | smut
so, you missed me? | smut
roaming hands | smut (n)
Tom Holland.
one simple rule | smut
overstimulation | smut
no knock knocks | smut
too hot or too cold | smut
web shooter | smut
spill your guts | fluff
late night dreams | smut
interrutions | smut
keep it hidden | fluff, agnst
pretty as a polaroid picture | smut
try again | smut
unexpected | fluff, smut
pure euphoria | smut
dating | fluff
hugs | fluff
video games | smut
do you also notice? | fluff
something new | smut
we’ve got chemistry | smut
two-a-days | smut
little things | fluff
sneaky | smut
thigh riding | smut
truth or dare | smut
no bottoms | smut
no bottoms pt.2 | smut
how to touch yourself | smut
watching porn | smut
eating you out like a buffet | smut
clit pierced | smut
buzz cut | smut
how to pleasure you | smut
when two becomes three | smut
can´t look away | smut
through the phone | smut
adjoining hotel room | smut
surprises | smut
sitting on tom´s face | smut
running in circles | fluff, smut
jeans and leather | smut
spill your guts or fill your guts | fluff
spill your guts or fill your guts pt.2 | smut
riding | smut
irreconcilable differences | smut
treatin’ you right | smut
the first taste | smut
overstimulation | smut
rinse and spin | smut
girls can be horny too | smut
unlocked | smut
strip pong | smut
you can bet on it | smut
pour it out | fluff
i’ll be your good girl | smut
nap date | fluff
why it’s fun to be a tease | smut
bad mood | smut
suck | smut
lights up | smut
watermelon sugar | smut
reflection | smut
teasing | smut
thirsty tweets | fluff
dirty shirley | fluff
siren | smut (n)
stuck in quarantine | smut (n)
insta live | fluff (n)
mugshot | fluff (n)
tom taking a break | smut (n)
you bent over him | smut (n)
getting caught in quarentine | smut (n)
low cut top | smut (n)
it’s thirst tweets | fluff (n)
the choices we make | agnst (n)
tom fingering | smut (n)
risky insta live | smut (n)
pregnant surprise | fluff (n)
being vegetarian | fluff (n)
so god really is a woman | smut (n)
car crash | agnst (n)
cum for me | smut (n)
frat boy | smut (n)
overstimulation with tom | smut (n)
addicted | smut (n)
piece of art | smut (n)
i’m sorry | fluff (n)
tease | smut, fluff (n)
leaked | fluff (n)
LONDON BOY | fluff, agnst, smut (n)
vlog 6 | smut, fluff (n)
prosecco courage | smut (n)
hands up | fluff (n)
libido max | smut (n)
play fighting | smut (n)
tom’s girlfriend | smut (n)
vibrator | smut (n)
spanish | fluff (n)
eating you out during lessons | smut (n)
open your eyes | smut (n)
sweater on | smut (n)
quarantine anniversary | fluff (n)
sunset | fluff (n)
name on it | smut (n)
so much hate | fluff (n)
good girl | smut (n)
all i need | smut (n)
long days | smut (n)
good morning | smut (n)
friends with benefits | smut (n)
fuck the movies | smut (n)
tom’s angel | smut (n)
spring dress | smut (n)
secret party | smut (n)
this is awkward | smut (n)
daddy | smut (n)
minor inconvenience | smut (n)
don’t tease me | smut (n)
had to recover | smut (n)
the boys are sleeping | smut (n)
how i look on you | smut (n)
Sebastian Stan.
convince me | smut
shameless | smut
I like it | smut
one night | smut
shut up and sleep with me | smut
boss troubles | smut
pregnancy prank | fluff
asleep | smut
manners pt,3 | smut
call out my name | smut
exposed | smut
on the wooden desk | smut
body electric | smut
romanian fun | fluff
behind closed doors | smut
wired autocomplete interview | fluff
another interview | fluff
bored | fluff
that’s the icing in the cake | fluff
îți place asta | smut
round the block | smut
tătic | smut
îngerul său | smut
quiet | smut
surprises | smut
too long | smut
teacher’s pet | smut
mob!seb | smut
4am workout | smut
the back of the jaguar | smut
listen to my voice | fluff
kissing | fluff
dating | fluff
piggy back ride | fluff
dark paradise | smut
dark paradise pt.2 | smut
bloopers and interviews | fluff, agnst
panel | fluff
men’s health | smut
i think he knows | smut
friendly favour | smut
secret kink | smut
‘sebastian’ instead of 'bucky’ | smut
actress | fluff (n)
thank god it’s ending, and we’re beginning | fluff, agnst (n)
uncertain | smut (n)
unscripted | fluff (n)
set | fluff (n)
emergency | fluff (n)
bedtime stories | fluff (n)
losing you | agnst (n)
stuff bunny | smut (n)
baby fever | fluff, smut (n)
act my age | fluff (n)
soft | smut, fluff (n)
morning sickness | fluff (n)
daddy’s pretty girl | smut (n)
wedding interviews | fluff (n)
silk | smut (n)
reading thirst tweets | fluff (n)
soft mornings | fluff (n)
i’ve always loved you | fluff (n)
Chris Evans.
velvet love | fluff
the perfect man | fluff
the proposal | fluff
the perfect dress | fluff
all about that beard | fluff
sweet dreams | smut
like this? | smut
make me a daddy | smut
taste | smut
something blue | fluff
years in the making | agnst, fluff
rough | smut
daddy | fluff
the best seat | smut
reasonable | smut
24hr trouble | fluff
thirst tweets | fluff
finders keepers | smut
eat out | smut
warm and welcoming | smut
lost focus | smut
eat you better | smut
seeing red | smut
i wanna hear you | smut (n)
the instagram error | fluff (n)
distraction | smut (n)
who ever said anything about makeup? | fluff (n)
touching yourself | smut | (n)
don’t hold back | smut (n)
fuck buddies | smut (n)
the smell after rain | smut (n)
provoked | smut (n)
calmant | smut (n)
mob!chris | smut (n)
Harry Styles.
drunk words, sober thoughts | smut
music video | smut, fluff
stash of vibrators | smut
phone call | smut
relaxing day | smut
hours | smut
new seeds in the melody | smut
just another day while quarentine | smut (n)
i just wanna taste it | smut (n)
wisdom teeth | fluff (n)
break the bed | smut (n)
truth or drink | fluff (n)
bang a gong | smut (n)
early risers | smut, fluff (n)
Ross Lynch.
can’t take my eyes off of you | smut
Joe Keery.
boyfriend | fluff (n)
rough week | smut (n)
Dacre Montgomery.
thank you, daddy | smut (n)
rough hands | smut (n)
let’s try | smut (n)
fanfiction and fun | smut (n)
shirt | fluff (n)
Jake Gyllenhaal.
panic attack | fluff
ready for babies? | fluff
accident | fluff
what do you want? | agnst, fluff
wired autocomplete | fluff
yes, please | smut
in my mouth | smut
surprise, we´re married | fluff
home | smut
chef & baker | smut
horror film | smut
the paparazzi | smut
bath time | smut
interesting interview | fluff
dirty mind | smut
honeymoon | smut
wired autocomplete interview | fluff
love interest | fluff
pillow talk | fluff
dating | fluff
gym time | fluff
masturbating | smut
morning sex | smut
comfort | agnst
catch you | smut
jealous | smut
in front of your bed | smut
riling | smut
feel good | smut
two kings and a queen | smut
soft daddy | smut
sideways | smut (n)
happy little accident | smut
best behavior | smut
man flu | fluff
the risqué subway | smut
you’re doing amazing sweetie | smut
hair pulling | smut
christmas night | smut
squirting | smut
dominant | smut
finals finale | smut
on my mind | smut (n)
gold chain | smut (n)
motivation | smut (n)
Henry Cavill.
cardio | smut
morning sex | smut
partition | smut (n)
first time | smut (n)
hatefuck | smut (n)
back from a run | smut (n)
tv | smut, fluff (n)
thick fingers | smut (n)
talented tongue | smut (n)
Brie Larson.
star wars geek | smut
god is a woman | smut
crazy on you | smut
i fall to pieces | smut
singing in the shower | smut
jedi realness | smut
needy | smut
quarantine day | smut, fluff (n)
interruptions | smut (n)
Avengers Cast.
sleeping beauty | fluff (n)
feeling okay? | fluff (n)
kissedbylove
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masterlist
One Shots, Imagines and Fan Fictions.
CELEBRITIES EDITION.
last update: 30.03.20
if you don’t want to be listed send me a message and i will remove you.
new (n)
CHARACTER MASTERLIST
Shawn Mendes.
higher love | smut
pretty girl | smut
gold digger | agnst
harvard | smut
his favorite view | smut
friends come over | smut
please | smut
relax | smut
library | smut
polished | smut
the tiktok challenge | fluff
marry me | fluff
prove it | smut
who’d you rather | fluff
wake up call | smut
don’t say my name | smut
hands | smut
do you have a question for me? | fluff
i wanna taste you first | smut
berry kiss | fluff
ready | fluff
right there | smut
old bedroom | smut
honey | agnst, fluff (n)
Tom Hiddleston.
favorites | fluff
rules | fluff
tear me up | smut
can’t sleep | fluff
cockwarming | smut
yes, sir | smut
heart in my hands | fluff
if i didn´t have you | fluff
happy birthday! | fluff
the kiss that broke the internet | smut, fluff
drunken truth ot what did i do? | smut
cooking | smut
red | smut
dance with me | fluff
traffic | smut
ouch! | fluff
beautiful boy | fluff
interview | fluff
late to the party | smut
werid like that | fluff
slow hands | smut
take care of her and i’ll take care of you | smut
insomnia | smut
fuck it, let the whole world know | smut
so, you missed me? | smut
roaming hands | smut (n)
Tom Holland.
one simple rule | smut
overstimulation | smut
no knock knocks | smut
too hot or too cold | smut
web shooter | smut
spill your guts | fluff
late night dreams | smut
interrutions | smut
keep it hidden | fluff, agnst
pretty as a polaroid picture | smut
try again | smut
unexpected | fluff, smut
pure euphoria | smut
dating | fluff
hugs | fluff
video games | smut
do you also notice? | fluff
something new | smut
we’ve got chemistry | smut
two-a-days | smut
little things | fluff
sneaky | smut
thigh riding | smut
truth or dare | smut
no bottoms | smut
no bottoms pt.2 | smut
how to touch yourself | smut
watching porn | smut
eating you out like a buffet | smut
clit pierced | smut
buzz cut | smut
how to pleasure you | smut
when two becomes three | smut
can´t look away | smut
through the phone | smut
adjoining hotel room | smut
surprises | smut
sitting on tom´s face | smut
running in circles | fluff, smut
jeans and leather | smut
spill your guts or fill your guts | fluff
spill your guts or fill your guts pt.2 | smut
riding | smut
irreconcilable differences | smut
treatin’ you right | smut
the first taste | smut
overstimulation | smut
rinse and spin | smut
girls can be horny too | smut
unlocked | smut
strip pong | smut
you can bet on it | smut
pour it out | fluff
i’ll be your good girl | smut
nap date | fluff
why it’s fun to be a tease | smut
bad mood | smut
suck | smut
lights up | smut
watermelon sugar | smut
reflection | smut
teasing | smut
thirsty tweets | fluff
dirty shirley | fluff
siren | smut (n)
stuck in quarantine | smut (n)
insta live | fluff (n)
mugshot | fluff (n)
tom taking a break | smut (n)
you bent over him | smut (n)
getting caught in quarentine | smut (n)
low cut top | smut (n)
it’s thirst tweets | fluff (n)
the choices we make | agnst (n)
tom fingering | smut (n)
risky insta live | smut (n)
pregnant surprise | fluff (n)
being vegetarian | fluff (n)
so god really is a woman | smut (n)
car crash | agnst (n)
cum for me | smut (n)
frat boy | smut (n)
overstimulation with tom | smut (n)
addicted | smut (n)
piece of art | smut (n)
i’m sorry | fluff (n)
tease | smut, fluff (n)
leaked | fluff (n)
LONDON BOY | fluff, agnst, smut (n)
vlog 6 | smut, fluff (n)
prosecco courage | smut (n)
hands up | fluff (n)
libido max | smut (n)
play fighting | smut (n)
tom’s girlfriend | smut (n)
vibrator | smut (n)
spanish | fluff (n)
eating you out during lessons | smut (n)
open your eyes | smut (n)
sweater on | smut (n)
quarantine anniversary | fluff (n)
sunset | fluff (n)
name on it | smut (n)
so much hate | fluff (n)
good girl | smut (n)
all i need | smut (n)
long days | smut (n)
good morning | smut (n)
friends with benefits | smut (n)
fuck the movies | smut (n)
tom’s angel | smut (n)
spring dress | smut (n)
secret party | smut (n)
this is awkward | smut (n)
daddy | smut (n)
minor inconvenience | smut (n)
don’t tease me | smut (n)
had to recover | smut (n)
the boys are sleeping | smut (n)
how i look on you | smut (n)
Sebastian Stan.
convince me | smut
shameless | smut
I like it | smut
one night | smut
shut up and sleep with me | smut
boss troubles | smut
pregnancy prank | fluff
asleep | smut
manners pt,3 | smut
call out my name | smut
exposed | smut
on the wooden desk | smut
body electric | smut
romanian fun | fluff
behind closed doors | smut
wired autocomplete interview | fluff
another interview | fluff
bored | fluff
that’s the icing in the cake | fluff
îți place asta | smut
round the block | smut
tătic | smut
îngerul său | smut
quiet | smut
surprises | smut
too long | smut
teacher’s pet | smut
mob!seb | smut
4am workout | smut
the back of the jaguar | smut
listen to my voice | fluff
kissing | fluff
dating | fluff
piggy back ride | fluff
dark paradise | smut
dark paradise pt.2 | smut
bloopers and interviews | fluff, agnst
panel | fluff
men’s health | smut
i think he knows | smut
friendly favour | smut
secret kink | smut
‘sebastian’ instead of 'bucky’ | smut
actress | fluff (n)
thank god it’s ending, and we’re beginning | fluff, agnst (n)
uncertain | smut (n)
unscripted | fluff (n)
set | fluff (n)
emergency | fluff (n)
bedtime stories | fluff (n)
losing you | agnst (n)
stuff bunny | smut (n)
baby fever | fluff, smut (n)
act my age | fluff (n)
soft | smut, fluff (n)
morning sickness | fluff (n)
daddy’s pretty girl | smut (n)
wedding interviews | fluff (n)
silk | smut (n)
reading thirst tweets | fluff (n)
soft mornings | fluff (n)
i’ve always loved you | fluff (n)
Chris Evans.
velvet love | fluff
the perfect man | fluff
the proposal | fluff
the perfect dress | fluff
all about that beard | fluff
sweet dreams | smut
like this? | smut
make me a daddy | smut
taste | smut
something blue | fluff
years in the making | agnst, fluff
rough | smut
daddy | fluff
the best seat | smut
reasonable | smut
24hr trouble | fluff
thirst tweets | fluff
finders keepers | smut
eat out | smut
warm and welcoming | smut
lost focus | smut
eat you better | smut
seeing red | smut
i wanna hear you | smut (n)
the instagram error | fluff (n)
distraction | smut (n)
who ever said anything about makeup? | fluff (n)
touching yourself | smut | (n)
don’t hold back | smut (n)
fuck buddies | smut (n)
the smell after rain | smut (n)
provoked | smut (n)
calmant | smut (n)
mob!chris | smut (n)
Harry Styles.
drunk words, sober thoughts | smut
music video | smut, fluff
stash of vibrators | smut
phone call | smut
relaxing day | smut
hours | smut
new seeds in the melody | smut
just another day while quarentine | smut (n)
i just wanna taste it | smut (n)
wisdom teeth | fluff (n)
break the bed | smut (n)
truth or drink | fluff (n)
bang a gong | smut (n)
early risers | smut, fluff (n)
Ross Lynch.
can’t take my eyes off of you | smut
Joe Keery.
boyfriend | fluff (n)
rough week | smut (n)
Dacre Montgomery.
thank you, daddy | smut (n)
rough hands | smut (n)
let’s try | smut (n)
fanfiction and fun | smut (n)
shirt | fluff (n)
Jake Gyllenhaal.
panic attack | fluff
ready for babies? | fluff
accident | fluff
what do you want? | agnst, fluff
wired autocomplete | fluff
yes, please | smut
in my mouth | smut
surprise, we´re married | fluff
home | smut
chef & baker | smut
horror film | smut
the paparazzi | smut
bath time | smut
interesting interview | fluff
dirty mind | smut
honeymoon | smut
wired autocomplete interview | fluff
love interest | fluff
pillow talk | fluff
dating | fluff
gym time | fluff
masturbating | smut
morning sex | smut
comfort | agnst
catch you | smut
jealous | smut
in front of your bed | smut
riling | smut
feel good | smut
two kings and a queen | smut
soft daddy | smut
sideways | smut (n)
happy little accident | smut
best behavior | smut
man flu | fluff
the risqué subway | smut
you’re doing amazing sweetie | smut
hair pulling | smut
christmas night | smut
squirting | smut
dominant | smut
finals finale | smut
on my mind | smut (n)
gold chain | smut (n)
motivation | smut (n)
Henry Cavill.
cardio | smut
morning sex | smut
partition | smut (n)
first time | smut (n)
hatefuck | smut (n)
back from a run | smut (n)
tv | smut, fluff (n)
thick fingers | smut (n)
talented tongue | smut (n)
Brie Larson.
star wars geek | smut
god is a woman | smut
crazy on you | smut
i fall to pieces | smut
singing in the shower | smut
jedi realness | smut
needy | smut
quarantine day | smut, fluff (n)
interruptions | smut (n)
Avengers Cast.
sleeping beauty | fluff (n)
feeling okay? | fluff (n)
kissedbylove
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This is my kitten Chiche. She just passed away. Just wanted the tumblr people to appreciate how lovely she was as much as I did. She deserves it. You will forever be loved.
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I can't open tumblr and suddenly see this. It's not good for my health.
Bill for ICON Magazine. Via bill.spams on instagram.
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Masterlist
So now that I’m like, fully fucking committed to this whole Tumblr thing and now that I’ve gone and ruined my own life with BFF!Bill, I created a masterlist to just make my life easier as I writhe in the throes of agony over this sensitive idiot.
BFF!Bill series:
Part 1 + 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
BFF!Bill one shot drabbles/HC’s/neuroses from my brain:
How they met
Things BFF!Bill would do/is good at/loves
When he needs some rescuing
Things BFF!Bill would totally do in the mornings after you wake up together
Irresistible Sleepy Bill things
The Knife Thing Part 1 and Part 2
Morning sex with sleepy BFF!Bill
Even more grouchy sleepy BFF!Bill
When BFF!Bill gets a little uh….needy
When tiger needs some rescuing
The tiger plushie
Bill chasing tiger down
Watching his sex scenes
When tiger gets a little self conscious
Tiger shows up drunk at his front door
The first time Bill spanks her
The cranky forest excursion
The dangerous forest excursion
The dangerous forest excursion part 2
The first time tiger blows him
When he visits her parents
The tata rubs
The glorious aftercare
When Bill gets depressed
The accidental date
The vibrating panties blurb that nobody asked for
The waxing incident
The wonders of vacation BFF!Bill:
The beginnings
When he discovers he has a sundress kink
When they almost got caught
Running into Heartbreak Boy
Maybe the first time Bill catches feelings?
The BlowJob shot and third base with a peach
Dancing by the fire at sunset
The sunbathing naked episode
Come over here and make me, short stack
The shower
Bill and his irrational fear of birds
When Friend Boy gets a little too cuddly
Midnight moon gazing on the beach
Thunderstorm
The midnight visits
The taunting episode
Early morning yoga
The yoga instructor
The pretty idiot and his strawberry lip balm
The wet dream
Sunburnt
Dancing in the club
When Friend-Boy gets a little too friendly
The resistance kink part 1 and 2
Solo time
The selfish sundress splurge
The face fucking
The mile high club
Heartbreak boy shit:
Healing some heartbreak in dingy motels and on open roads
The history of the heartbreak boy in the dingy motel
Confessions of the drunken kind
The pregnancy scare
The tummy kink
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Insights
The first time tiger gets small
When he starts to pull away
When tiger loves to watch him work
BFF!Bill’s kinks
The dom tendencies
The belt kink
The heat wave
When Bill takes her back to Sweden
When he takes her on the hallway floor
The beginnings of the subby state part 1 and part 2
The nipple kink
The yellow stage
There’s lots more, these are just the longer drabbles that came out. But I’m always thinking about this dude, and people ask me great questions about him. I tag all of those responses as #Leilani answers on my blog, so do check those out.
Addition: Oh my god I cannot believe how much I have drabbled the idiot that is BFF!Bill. I feel like this needs a small Index/Table of Contents:
Vacation BFF!Bill is a total kink I got into and am hooked on. Friend-Boy in those drabbles is a good friend of the group who has recently developed dem feelings for tiger.
Heartbreak Boy is the dude behind the whole dingy motel drabble, a dude tiger loved who broke her heart.
Insights: Sometimes I get long winded (Sometimes? Sometimes Leilani?) and an ask prompts me to delve into their psyche even though nobody asked. I like to have those links handy to refer back to.
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I feel your pain people
This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.
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Imagine Bill and tiger visit her parents. Bill is used to the Swedish ways so when he have brushed his teeth he say good night to her parents, dressed in just pyjama pants and strolls in to tiger in her bedroom. Because to him there is nothing weird that they, two best friends, share a bed even if it is at her parents house.
Fam listen, oh my god, how I love this. I HC that tiger’s family is probably a bit like the Griswolds, because she’s a real hoot and a half and this concept of Bill’s family—wild in their own way but still very typically SCANDINAVIAN and thus controlled and respectful—versus her like, carnival touring neanderthal family, is endlessly amusing to me.
Big Dumb Bill brushing his teeth, flicking off the light and just like…moseying past her parents on his way to her bedroom. And she like, frantically shoves him away, panicked and wide-eyed, making that cutting gesture across her throat. And Bill is initially confused because why are you pushing me away? It’s bed time and then he gets increasingly grumpier when she tries to shut the door while he’s still pushing back on it because stopppppppp it’s snuggle time.
But then he sees the death glare her dad is shooting him, except Grandma wollops tiger’s dad upside the head because let’s face it, Granny is Bill’s absolute number one fan. He won her over from day one, and she’s rooting for him always. Granny’s rooting for them before them even becomes a thing, because tiger’s a great catch but she’s a grade A dumbass sometimes and Granny sees the way Bill takes care of—and loves—her idiot granddaughter.
Anyway, my hand slipped. I had actually written this last night but then we got a glorious thunderstorm that knocked out my power for 4 hours, so here you go. GOOD MORNING HERE HAVE TIRED GRUMPY BILL WHO JUST WANTS SNUGGLES.
(Tiger totally wakes up the next day and stumbles out of bed all bleary-eyed, because she got used to Bill bringing her coffee every morning and now she has to go and get it like some prehistoric hunter. She fumbles into the living room to see Bill and Grandma, alone on the couch together. Bill has Grandma’s ball of yarn in his lap that he’s obediently unravelling and feeding more to her as her knitting needles flail quickly but in complete control, the both of them talking lowly. Tiger’s heart grows 3 sizes).
(Can you tell that Bill turning tiger from a fighty, spittin’ angry, bitey ball of fire into a moaning, needy mess is SUCH. A. KINK.)
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You hadn’t heard the door creak open, hadn’t heard it shut lightly either. Bill, for as gigantic and clumsy as he was, could be as silent as a cat when he wanted to be.
“Tiger!” His hushed, insistent whisper started to wake you out of the fragile slumber you had just fallen into. Your childhood room—slightly too warm in the sticky summer heat, and its tiny twin bed which seemed much bigger when you were a kid—did nothing to help lull you to sleep like you so desperately needed, but eventually exhaustion had taken over. You were just hovering in that dream space, that in between consciousness and slumber, when Bill’s somewhat frantic whispering woke you.
You played dead.
“Tiger!” He whispered again. You groaned.
“What?!” You mimicked his hushed, insistent tone. Cracking an eye open, you spotted him in the doorway. In just his boxers, his head surpassed the doorframe even with his shoulders hunched and his hands clasped shyly in front of him.
“I can’t sleep,” he mumbled, making his way over to you.
“Maybe because you’re not lying down in bed with your eyes closed, fuckhead,” gripping the thin sheet tighter, you tucked it under your chin. Settling down further into the pillow, you closed your eyes and let out a huff, trying to get back to sleep.
Until you felt a knee on the mattress, a weight pushing down that was enough to dip it and roll you forward. Opening your eyes, you saw Bill crouching to swing a leg over you, his hands coming to rest on the mattress as he went to climb over you.
“Bill what the fuck,” you whispered, “No fucking way.”
Planting your hands on his chest, you shoved at him. He swatted back at your hands, continuing to swing a long leg over yours as he brought his other knee to the bed, the frame creaking and groaning under his weight.
“Tiger I can’t sleep,” he complained, and there was an edge of a whine to it, “I just want to cuddle.”
He clumsily tried to climb over you, knocking the lamp off the bedside table with a loud crash. You got tied up in his limbs, a long leg accidentally locking yours while his arms fumbled to shift his weight around you, while sinking into the soft mattress. A giant hand planted smack on your face, a mumbled “sorry” while you continued to try and throw him off the bed.
“Bill no,” you said, removing his hand from your face as he tried to scoot behind you.
“Bill yes,” he insisted. You pushed at his shoulders, tried to roll him back over to the other side of you and off the bed.
“Quit it,” he whined, with his hands holding his weight on the mattress he couldn’t defend himself from your shoves and swats, “I just want to hold you, you fucking dick.”
“Bill this bed isn’t even big enough for me,” you hissed, “Let alone for you. Let alone for the both of us. Get the fuck—”
“I’ll make it work, just give me a goddamn second,” he grumbled. Finally able to maneuver himself behind you despite your squirming, he looked ridiculous even from your vantage point. No part of him fit on the bed, least of all with you still in it. But it didn’t matter; with his back to the wall you were suddenly being wrapped up in every part of him that was sticking awkwardly out of the bed. His legs wrapped around you, his knees bent at sharp angles to not teeter off the mattress. Smushing you further into him, he scooted down to be eye level with you and wrapped an arm around the back of your neck, looping the other one across your chest. With one giant hand on the side of your face, he pressed his lips to your other cheek, nuzzling you and humming in content.
“See? Perfect fit,” he laid a wet, noisy kiss on your cheek and kept his lips there.
“It’s like when the tree tries to hug the koala back,” you squirmed, “Bill, this is ridiculous. You’re ridiculous.”
He just hummed again, turning his head to plant a deep kiss on your lips.
“I’m too warm,” you protested, his lips still on yours. He just shushed you, and snuggled you impossibly closer. You sighed.
“You’re going to have to leave before morning. My dad will kill you if he sees you in here. Grandma will have a heart attack,” you grumbled.
“Grandma knows,” he mumbled, reaching a hand up to scratch at your head. He kissed your cheek gently, catching your lips when your head snapped towards him.
“Grandma knows what, Bill?”
His eyes flew open at your tone, and he stared back at you wearily.
“Bill?” You raised your eyebrows.
“Grandma knows that we…like to share a bed sometimes,” he stuttered, “Most times.”
“And?”
He shifted his eyes, panicked. But when you went to move away, he held onto you tighter.
“She asked me if we’ve like…slept together,” he mumbled.
“And you told her no, right?” You asked. He didn’t answer right away, shifting awkwardly and avoiding your eyes.
“Bill?”
He sighed heavily, resting his chin on your shoulder and looking at you with puppy dog eyes.
“I can’t lie to a woman who can drink me under the table, tiger,” he defended, “It seems wrong.”
You let out an exasperated sigh, throwing the blanket off and attempting to detangle yourself from him.
“I am going to kick your ass, Bill. I’m sleeping on the couch,” you said as you struggled, but it was no use. Every time you got an arm free Bill would just grab it, put it back where it was. When you wriggled a leg out and then an arm, he waited a second before reaching back for your waist and just calmly tucking you back against him. It was like fighting an octopus, and the struggle was only making you more warm. Defeated, you heaved a sigh and flopped on your back.
“You done, kid?” He asked patronizingly, “Because I gotta admit, it’s turning me on.”
He placed a hand low on your waist, sneaking it into your panties as you wriggled.
“Bill, I swear to’” but your threat was cut off when his lips found that spot on your neck, sucking softly at it as he teasingly rubbed a finger up your slit.
“Swear to what, tiger?” He taunted, his breath tickling your neck, and you had to clamp a hand over your own mouth to stifle the soft moan that nearly escaped. He brought his lips to your ear, biting softly at your earlobe as a finger circled your entrance.
“Now where’s your lip at, sweetheart?”
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I can't fucking breathe
Bill Skarsgard attends the premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures “It Chapter Two” at Regency Village Theatre on August 26, 2019 in Westwood, California.
courtesy of bill-skarsgard.org
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