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Poor Sammie played literally his first gig and immediately got the worst fan to ever exist

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(id in alt!)

dick/kory/joey for @dannyketch via @dcforgaza - less than 24 hours left to get your own request in!!

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scott and ororo on being one.

sources: self recognition through the other / x-men (2019) #17 / wikipedia / x-men unlimited (1993) #1 / mabel: matroyashka by becca de la rosa & mabel martin / house of x (2019) #5 / uncanny x-men (1963) #154 / fatima aamer bilal

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i love people who go hard for criminal minds ships. they’ll be like “oh my goddd morgan and hotch under the stars!!!!!! <3<3<3″

while the characters are looking at this the whole time:

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the big three questions of media analysis: what the author wanted to say, what they actually said, and what they didn’t know they were saying

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me.

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United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.

Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"

And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.

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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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this is the main lesson I took from sinners

disclaimer: I did not mean offence with the word "witchy" I know she practices hoodoo, but I've made this meme at 3am and just copied the original meme word for word, I'm sorry if it seems disrespectful

kofi || patreon

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greta was time's person of the year a few years ago. she was adored by all liberal world leaders and parties. and when she learnt about people's struggle under occupation and colonialism, she stood in solidarity with them . she now stands with palestine and armenia and kashmir and every oppressed person in the world. she could have been rich as fuck by simply remaining as a climate activist. yet she chose to do the right thing. i love her for her integrity.

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their polyamorous swag

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Thinking about Obi-Wan and Quinlan, who seem really different but aren't as much when you look close. Both of them have a deeply-embedded Not Good Enough Complex, just in their own ways. Quinlan seems sure, especially in legends (but also in Disney canon) that he's damned to the dark and the best he can do is the shadows and he clings and clings to that while not understanding, until later, that he's full of light. Obi-Wan wants to be the perfect Jedi, fearful he won't make it to knighthood, and then builds his life on a vow to his dying master to train this special boy, and then he's so good, in the end, at BEING a Jedi, that he gets put at the front of a war, and he has to be perfect perfect perfect or the galaxy will crumble. Quinlan is reaching for a light that's already there that he can't see because he's so scared of his darkness. Obi-Wan is trying to reach for the impossibility of being a shiny hero who never needs anything or makes mistakes. Both of them want to be good Jedi, and they are, but they don't always know it. They both know what they're good at, what their skills are, and there's confidence about those things, but knowing they're good Jedi is something else.

And one thing I love about them is they're able to unload with each other about these things. They offer those vulnerable parts of themselves up to each other and did pretty much from the moment they met as very young teens. It's just! Really affecting! And there's just not a question that they're there for each through whatever it may be. Obi-Wan goes looking for Quin when Quin falls and Quin, trying to come back from that fall, isn't even surprised to see him. Of course he would be there (and this happens in both legends and Disney canon! It makes me INSANE).

(Also they're both sarcastic as hell and it is so. Funny. I adore them).

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my hottest take

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We live in actual hell

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