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You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

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im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

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I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

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Friend: Don't you want to have a romance?

Me: I'm good, I have romance at home.

Romance I have at home:

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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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Commenters praise the girls frugality

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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN (2005) "Silence!"

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by @beetlemoses

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

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the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you

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I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

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went a little bit too loco on bicep and tricep workout today so. the next two days will be funny.