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Absolutely insane the trajectory of this post

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you hate alice . No i dont. yeah . u despise her u complain constantly about how vapid and annoying she is. You hate her. it's pitiful , how u wont stop making fun of her stupid little podcast. Let Her Have The Podcast. i don't know what ur talking about. U hate listen. To her podcast. wait.... what???? and u made a swear on our lives not to tell anyone. Jordan is that true??? i like your podcast alice :) what is ur podcast about ? hanging out with your smartest and funniest friend . (jordan groans) Did you just.... Groan??? no. when i said "hanging out with your smartest and funniest friend" 🙄 oh my god LIKE THAT. LIKE thAT Fuck! YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN. NO I DIDNT. First of all, A PODCAST TAKES A LOT OF WORK OK . you have to organize the guests u have to do a google calendar and and and you Build a following IT TAKES A LONG FUCKING TIME .AND IVE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A WHILE OKAY . and then... let me say THAT NOBODYLIKESYOU. OKAY. NOOOOOOOOOBODY LIKES YOU NOBODY LIKES YOU do you know when ur drunk and u cry to me "Ohhhh im afraid nobody likes me coz im mean and a bitch and i suck!" well you do OKAY you fucking Suckk and i only hang out with u out of pity and the suffocating weight of our shared history And That is all... ANDDDDD youre just sooooo in love with your RAGS to riches narrative like ur the only fucking person in the world who didnt come from money , You know what??? Ur parents. are Upper. Middle. Class. no theyre not. jordan.... they are. They teach. at a university. it's public . Oh... my god OH MY GOD i mean. no wonder sophie od'd... Who could date a fucking Spreadsheet with a superiority complex . its like. you're such a BI- (GUNSHOT) OWW. What the fuck??? what the Fuck jordan??? oh my god ARE U SERIOUS?? Did u just fuckinf shoot me??? No. U FUCKJGN SHOT MEEE . WITH A GUNNNNN!!!!! No i didnt shoot u :( YOU FUCKING MURDERED THEM U FREAK . UR THE MURDERERRRRRRRR I KNEW JT I KNEW IT . YOURESUCH A BITCH UR SUCH A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didnt murder anybody:( YES YOU DID. JORDAN put the gun down IVE NEVER BEEN SHOT BEFOREEEEE IT REALLY FUCKING HURTS

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horror sub-genres: comedy

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Danny Gonzales, drew gooden, Cody ko, and Noel miller are the four horseman of the apocalypse

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Reblog this or die.

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In the criminal justice system, clown based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Derry Maine, the dedicated children who investigate these comedic felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Loser’s Club. These are their stories.

*beep beep*

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Me; @ 2am, crying like a lil bitch over Top 10 Saddest Moments In Kids Shows

The FBI agent in my laptop: whAT THE FUCK

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You've Heard of Tom Foolery, Now Get Ready For...

Jim Trickery

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Me: Dies

Ghosts and demons:

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He Melt

RIP Grandpa

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He melt

RIP Grandpa

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Explain??

Cosmo, even tho a little problematic, teaches me so much about blow jobs than porn ever had I give my life to Cosmo

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After coming out of the movie theatre for Love, Simon my friend stopped in the middle of walking and went “I think I’m Lesbian” which was pretty hard for her to say right now in her life so that just goes to show how much impact this movie has on teens today

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I have been laughing about this for days now.