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big shoutout to trans people that decide to change their last name too. sometimes you’ve just gotta throw the whole name out and start from the beginning.

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i also need THIS drawn as fabian and adaine immediately

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Spent the night watching Gilmore girls in candle light with my roommate, he made sheperds pie and it was so good!! Also I saw my boyfriend yesterday at his parents house and I’m so excited to have Christmas Eve at his parents and Christmas morning at mine!! Thought I’d tell you guys some nice stuff since I’ve been p negative bc of school lately:) i love yelling into the void but yall deserve some nice too yk

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Im back in Gilmore girls era of every social media again we are so in y’all

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Going on a quick vent real quick, it’s incredibly heartbreakingly hard rn. I’m behind on assignments, I got two months of insurance taken out last paycheck, and I’m being paid two dollars less than my coworkers and my boss is mad that I violated hr policy to find this out (we talked about our pay because of the insurance thing). I went to 7/11 today and could only pay for a drink because I couldn’t afford the ramen and the cough medicine for my roommate. I don’t know if I can even make it the week because I don’t know if I have enough on my discount tire card, and not everywhere takes it. I’ve let my roommate help me out here and there and I can’t bring myself to tell anyone how absolutely broke I am or how bad im doing in school or that all of this is building up and i feel like im gonna die from all this. I feel swindled and made to be the bad guy and it’s affecting my ability to finish out the semester, I have six modules left and one class I’ve barely even started and I wanna throw up because it’s three days until it’s all due. I moved I started a new job and I went and saw my favorite YouTubers live but now I’m dead broke behind on schoolwork and I can’t see how I’m going to catch up especially with Christmas coming up. I’m going to have to get a second or even third job just to get out of this hole. Also, still haven’t received my student id card to get access to my grant funds so even if I wanted I can’t access that for food or rent or books

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Yelling into the wind again I will in fact have a fit about these dishes not being done correctly if my roommate insists on just “rinsing off” dishes before chucking them into our APARTMENT DISHWASHER we live in the UNITED STATES where dishwashers that are provided in apartments are essentially sanitation only I’m gonna throw up I hate that I have a whole nother month to live with her left

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Hey besties long time no t, basically this new T dose has me a lot more hormonal and I cried when I got home from work for snapping at a coworker when someone stole my imaging usb that I was just given yesterday,, so having fun and seriously considering therapy again so I don’t do that again but I’d have to stop paying for T. Also later today I got my period again so that could also be in on it too, but I really really want this job and I feel like my hormones are ruining it for me and I’m failing already and it’s only my second day. I don’t want to scare my partner or my friends and this is the only place I can think to just yell into the wind without any of them seeing.

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i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion

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Yeah this new one fr just “OLD SOCIALITE LADY HEAD ON FEMALE WRESTLERS BODY AND HAVE HER BE A TAD GAY ABOUT IT”

One thing about Justin McElroy is that he will have the wildest fucking character concept

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Scary from dungeons and daddies s2 is just Lily from Duolingo

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how i see The Magnus Archives characters:

Jon 🫶

Martin

Tim

Melanie

Elias

Peter

and therefore:

✨elias and peter✨

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it's actually so fucked up that we live in a world where you can get bright red eyes like a vampire using flash photography and instead of acknowledging how much that absolutely rips we try to get rid of it

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I love The Orville because whenever one of the crew says “there’s an old saying among my people” you never know if what comes next will be a thought provoking quote from an ancient philosopher or like, Beyonce lyrics

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Saddened to report the seth mcfarlane star trek parody show the orville is actually very good... the satire isn't "haha, star trek is so silly and i am so smart," it's "okay star trek was right on a bunch of fronts but even evolved humans would still be silly little dorks" ......and they were right, humans are silly little dorks who would teach aliens to sing my heart will go on, make a robot and a super strong alien arm wrestle, and do silly little cheers after winning a space battle. Can't argue with it. Humans can be conscientious and dignified and hardworking and still be ridiculous, absolutely.

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Early season 1 of The Orville: Haha silly sitcom in space

Early season 3 of The Orville: What the fuck what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK

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