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Would you like a shiny pokemon by any chance? I seem to attract them, can't go outside without finding one once a week. Guess I'm lucky but I keep taking them in because I know they wont do well in the wild, but I'm running low on space here

just posting this ask as an example but i wanted to let you guys know that if you get a message like this ⬆️⬆️⬆️ DO NOT RESPOND. it's 1000% of the time a scam to get your location/pokécredit/whatever

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luxray's ability to see through walls becomes very apparent when you try to keep one out of a room it wants into

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visiting my family in kalos over the weekend. commander sniffles got so happy to see me that he cried about it

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somebody dropped off a pot of diglett today

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love working with fire types. she farted so hard she let out a flame from her butt and then she put herself in time out about it.

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love when you check a trail cam and a pokemon has clearly noticed it

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love my job at the shelter cleaning up after the Wet Brothers

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helped feed at the academy nursery today and im obsessed with this cyndaquil that recently hatched

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was hanging out in the N-U library after class and there was someone sleeping on the floor (not unusual) but then a random drowzee just walked up to them and.

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saw a student burying his sprigatito in one of the academy garden plots. he said her name is turnip and if she doesnt get buried she cries

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i cant stop making memes of my sibling's cutiefly

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her name is breaking and entering and i would like to give you three guesses as to why

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the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

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This was funnier in my head

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dare I say. yuri ❓

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Bathing my gastrodon. For enrichment

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my internet is OUT arceus is IN