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I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.
'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'
'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'
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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
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i dont recommend this as an audiobook because the narrator is lowkey extremely disaffected and uninterested but this book is genuinely fucking insane.
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Idc if you're a Monk on a vow of silence you need to listen to Doechii
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Whenever things get really bad I watch The Birdcage.
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You think I could afford to live in Orc City? On a war drummer's salary? I commute an hour and a half from the outlying Orc Metropolitan Area.
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Deancas coldplay kisscam scenario where the internet goes insane because serial killer Dean Winchester just got spotted alive and cosied up to missing person James Novak
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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One thing I love about FFXIV is dragons are refugees from a robot war in space and we all just accept that.
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