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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo
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Star Trek side of Tumblr:
How do they get the com badges to stick to their shirts in The Next Generation???
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"Aye, aye sir." | Hornblower (The Even Chance)
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when james baldwin said “you think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. it was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” I felt that big, big time
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"Can I copy your homework?"
"Sure, just make sure it's not too obvious."
(affectionately teasing)
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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich
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0 note flops only get funnier the more followers you accumulate, like shooting with precise aim and skill a perfectly straight line through an ever increasing line of axe heads directly into the trash
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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Vinted is unhinged
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