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c!philza who got a few crows after c!techno's death that are just a little bigger than the rest, with eyes that glow the same as techno's during battle. crows that get louder when phil feeds the dogs or grooms Carl. crows that dive bomb with razor sharp beaks and talons. phil swears that he can hear them chanting for blood

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this is really funny to me because like. the idea of c!techno getting stuck in the syndicate meeting room and needing help.

because it's a good way to show he's really not what a lot of people see him as: 'the blade' or unbeatable or whatever. he's just a person who doesn't always get things right, especially the little things, y'know? he knows how to speak the language of violence because that's what gets people to listen but somethings don't come naturally to him.

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HAPPY VOICES FOR THE BLADE !! this is a holiday now ive decided. Anyways— I’ve done it again !! Another comic for @voicesfortheblade !!! Thank you so much to Hope for donating <333

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Niki: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Technoblade: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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au with techno being utterly incapable of making it through a flight with avian!Phil bc Phil flies like an absolute maniac. He will throw techno into the clouds and then catch him like ten seconds later, after he’s been freefalling while screaming at the top of his lungs. Phil thinks its funny. “Arent we having fun isnt this great” “hey Phil i love you and all but if i do not touch ground right now im going to cry”

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Phil: What did you two do?

Technoblade:

Niki:

Phil: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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We Feel At Home Among The Gas - Redraw!

I don't often redraw things, but I thought it would be fun to try! I feel like it's been forever since QSMP Purgatory, but also like it happened yesterday lol What a trip, ey red team?

Previous version under the cut!

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Phil: [To the tune of "Edge of the World"] We'll see if we die, we already died once for the sins of the Realm, nobody fcking cared, just like Jesus in the real world, he died for our sins then went to heaven–

Phil: Wh– if I go to heaven, can I beat up God to bring Techno back? Is that allowed? [Laughs] If I get to the gates, can I 1v1 God and then send Techno back? I think we need that as a treat, we deserve this.

Can't wait to see Phil and Technoblade 2v1 God

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bloodthirsty crow

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Subscribe to Technoblade

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The Legend

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all minecraft roleplayers know how to do is exile, geopolitical commentary, block infection, and gay divorce

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Phil: [Breaks open a message in a bottle]

Bottle Message: I joined a tribe of cannibals to MEAT new people 🥩

Phil: That's a– that's a message from Cellbit.

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who remember this day

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took so long to make holy

anywho im working on allium duo art 😝😝

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Submitted by Anon