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Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
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Tiny Miku in pocket

i keep her as a lucky charm
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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.
and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.
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big fan of the idea that mizuki would flirt a ton but immediately fold at any display of affection
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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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I just now realized your URL is coolben94 and not coolbean94...
are u the person thats been sending me “COOOOL BEEEAAAAANNNN” every week for 5 months
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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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Finally did the skull cavern mission at the cost of my sanity
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Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis
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