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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

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real

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To our moots

something horrible happened. our phone is officially so old that it can't run tumblr anymore and now i have to post on my computer WHEN I REMEMBER TO (i forget always). if we disappear we are NOT dead i swear

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Some silly EMH doddles

Bonus little comic:

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*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

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SHE'S RIGGIN' HER MORTIS

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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The type of shit I've been doing.

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Concept: TMA quotes but it's Barbie

Proof of concept:

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

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put that old man in a situation