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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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Yes

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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

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when will rgg release the fart gang merch. when

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Can you stop applying status effects to me for two fucking seconds I'm trying to get divorced.

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I heard you won stupidest cock at the sex olympics

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Am i using this app right

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Truly like clockwork