ramirezcierra

[ramirezcierra]

you're such a doll! well, i haven't had anyone on their knees yet, so there's a spot open if you'd like to worship at my feet? this vacay has been surprisingly dry in the 'getting laid'-department. which is unfortunate when i looked as good as i did on that carpet. there happens to be a friend spot left on my roster, and i'm pretty sure you just snatched it up. compliments are the way to a girl's heart, after all.

christ almighty, you really left no room for anyone else to shine on that red carpet. took my breath away actually. so how many people have fallen to their knees for you yet? have you gotten laid is my question. - i'm joking, but seriously.. you owned it. i am gobsmacked. i need you to be my best friend so i can rave about you to everyone. | @ramirezcierra

[ramirezcierra]

did you just quote the notebook on me? well, popcorn is more healthy than chips and dip, so i guess that's something. it's basically just air, so can it really be bad for you? zayn spilling the tea made a party for the rest of us, so i'll be eternally grateful to him for that. girl, you crack me the fuck up. like... where's the lie? instead of east side vs. west side, it's white girl model mayhem. are we going on a witch hunt for the guy who stood you up? i'll glady fuck him up. i'll wear my big rings and throw a mean punch. unless he's jacob tall, 'cause then i won't be able to reach his face. like... jake may be my friend, but that man is freakishly tall.

like noah calhoun once told allie, it can be whatever you want it to be. wait, are popcorns a good nutrition source or just bad calories? you might just get the bucket to yourself. i for sure loved it when zayn spilled the tea and a massive fire erupted. was it just me or did it have like a west side vs. east side vibe going on. but like instead of gangsta rap, it was white girls wearing expensive jewelry. private: he bailed. left france and went poof.

[ramirezcierra]

the juice makes it more acceptable to drink in the mornings, so i think that's the only reason there's juice involved. i'm wholly on the morning drinking wagon, but people are so uptight about it. did you actually just google that? but sure, you accept slaps, while i avoid every single french speaking person in cannes. i do not feel like listening to them talking and while they spit saliva on my face in the process. want me to give you a female anatomy lesson, sweetie? 'cause i will if you need me to. yes, that's fabio. although i don't get the appeal. did my little pep-talk lighten your spirits? i'm pretty sure you'll find another girl to warm your bed soon, who isn't a raging, hypocritial bitch.

i can only speak for myself, and i've never been a huge fan of the juice addition. cheap champagne while dealing with a hangover? yes sir. wait wait wait, how does the song go.. hold up. i'm gonna be all like 'voulez vous coucher avec moi' and accept defeat when i receive one slap after another. it's been so long that i'm pretty sure i forgot how to perform. what even is a vagina? fabio? weren't he the guy on the covers of those erotic novels my mom used to read when i was a kid. yes.. yes i am.

[ramirezcierra]

you could say that. it's not that i'm against people having or being in relationships. what i'm against is people acting like it's their be-all-end-all, when life's about a lot more than who you're currently dating. i'm good without the holy water, angel. i much prefer the flames of hell, to the boring afterlife in paradise. the fact that you're envious of their icky vibes, that says a lot about you, babe. how's your dating life then? anywhere near reaching your goal of being linked up to some chick for the rest of your life?

.......... i assume you're not a big fan of them? do you feel better? want me to sprinkle you with holy water or some shit, satan? i don't necessarily enjoy their cuteness overload, but that's more because i'm lowkey envy of them - green as a goblin.

[ramirezcierra]

hmm, no. there hasn't been a time i haven't had it. i'm pretty damn it-worthy. aw, did you just call me sexy? i'm glad we agree on that matter. your hands on me sounds like a good time, so let me just work on getting the roommate out. i think he owes me one for being civil towards him, when i all i want to do is poison his food with arsenic.

glad to know that i've got tons of brownie points in my favor. and are you kidding? has there been a time where you didn't have it? you're fucking sexy. i wouldn't be opposed to getting my hands on you during this trip.. think you can convince your roomie to get lost for a couple of hours while i pay you a visit?

[ramirezcierra]

little black bikini? we should make that the new little black dress, because the dress is honestly outdated. let's tan and drink margaritas then, since i got stuck rooming with a olivia's ex, and it's just plain awkward having to pretend to like him, when i wouldn't hesitate to push him off a balcony if given the chance.

i love that so much about you. i'll have to break out my little black bikini and meet you poolside, you know how i love a good dip with a margarita in hand. who's the lucky person that got stuck with you as a roommate?

[ramirezcierra]

♬ i don't need a man if I'm loving you it's 'cause i can i don't want your cash i put my own rock on my hand ♬

[ramirezcierra]

i do feel. you're never really drinking mimosas for the juice, are you? it's all about the champagne baby! so i agree to those measurements; perfect amounts of each for a perfect mimosa. then let's get you a french girl, who will talk about cheese omelettes like it's nobody's business, and get you laid. with everything going on, it sounds like you need it. you're a regular fabio over there. oh wait... isn't he italian? in any case, you're a don juan, lothario, heartbreaker, ladies man. whatever you want to call it.

yo, hero and i usually go out for brunch after a night out, and we're not exactly there for the bacon. 1/3 orange juice and 2/3 champagne, you feel? but give me a chick that speaks french... shiit. she can be all like "omelette du fromage" in my ear, and i'll get down to business. i did? well shit.. look at me being a jean-claude le croissant and not knowing it.

[ramirezcierra]

aw, shucks. who knew my hoe side would make me friends for life? not that i'm complaining. i feel like i did the classy pretty well, but now it's time for the trashy. i'll be by the pool in my skimpiest bikini, eying man-candy and drinking cocktails... just like life's supposed to be.

i'm rooming with my ex fiance, so i'm sure i'll already be in some kind of trouble when i get there with him. classy on the carpet, trashy just about everywhere else. love it. this is why you're my absolute bestie and i can't go anywhere without you!

[ramirezcierra]

you've already got your share of brownie-points, so you don't have to worry in that whole department. the accent alone already gave you a good share and the fact that you're able to have a conversation without looking at my chest, gave you the rest... although i wouldn't be opposed to you looking at my chest. glad to hear i've still got it, although i suppose my speaking spanish did most of the work. that and genes. aw, no. don't fret, amor. i will only speak sweet nothings and not a word about shrimp fried rice.

i'm totally just saying anything that will get me some brownie points right now. can you really blame me? you'd be right to feel that way, cause it's certainly true. looking how you look? sweet talking me? yeah, i'd be brought to my knees any day. -- that's a horrid image that you've just put in my head, not sure if i can trust you after that one.

[ramirezcierra]

is that a family sized bucket of popcorn? because i'm going to need you share. we'll put our shades on and watch the world burn. oh for sure, who doesn't like a bit of drama for other people? as long as my name isn't getting dragged through the mud, i'm all for it. private: are we talking pale as a ghost with a great sense of humor, the pakistani devil, the new david bowie or mr. jaw-implants? fill me in girl.

girl, i'm slowly waking up to the blissful sound of the ocean. tell me about it !! i'm sitting here with a bucket full of popcorn just loving all the shades being thrown. when i say i hate drama, i mean i hate being caught in the middle of it. other peoples drama? live for it. private: also, guess who i'm meeting up with. he used to be a boybander, wickedly british and got eyes that could kill.

[ramirezcierra]

cierra ramirez attends the 2023 cannes film festival

[ramirezcierra]

bottomless mimosas sound like the way to go, with all this. trust, i'll probably be the same. french is the worst language and i think they all know it. oh hell yeah i know what you meant, you basically just told me i'm the prettiest girl in french, and i appreciate the compliment from your pale ass self.

you should know that i'm always down for bottomless mimosas, my colombian slash mexican friend. how about you just let me answer everything with je de floop flee or je de coop lau, that way we both understand the true meaning behind it.

[ramirezcierra]

oh, you're one of those people. after spanish? you can't be serious, luke. el español es la lengua más bonita. i feel like i could whisper anything in your ear and it'd bring you to your knees, as long as it's in spanish. imagine me saying shrimp fried rice over and over again, and you wouldn't have a clue... but i wouldn't do that to you. okay, okay. maybe not the lingo but the accent is a+!

i think french happens to be one of the sexiest languages in the world ... funnily enough, right after spanish. can you be the one whispering sweet nothings in my ear in that darling accent of yours? there's nothing sexy about australian lingo, i almost want to be appalled that you'd even joke around about that.

[ramirezcierra]

yes. i for sure plan on getting you in trouble. fun it is then! i'll pack some hoe shit and then pretend to be classy when we hit the red carpet. because what's better than deceiving the public?

you're planning on getting me in trouble, hmm? well, i'll be honest and say that at this point in my life, i could use some fun. actually, a whole lot of it. so let's go out with a bang, get shitfaced, and trash some hotel rooms.

[ramirezcierra]

let's do it! as long as the hotties with accents don't actually speak french in front of me, we should be good. the french language is not as romantic as people say. at least not in my opinion. you're not staying in france, mai. what the hell would i do without you? sure, hook up with a hot french woman all you want, but you're leaving with me at the end of the festival. there's my girl! fuck yes. we're doing this. i have a feeling i'll be drunk all throughout this festival. just... make sure i'm not a hot mess on the red carpet.

where better to make this happen than Cannes! We can get into trouble and meet some hotties with accents. I'm telling you if a hot french woman asks me to stay, I might to do it. If we're not stumbling home.... or passing out in a strangers bed.... I don't want it.

[ramirezcierra]

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cierra: yep, logan roy vibes for sure... he just seems like the type that would set your house on fire if you cross him. cierra: i s2g if she's playing you, i will go off on a bitch. cierra: what do you have planned for this date? it must be something crazy if you got her to agree to a date with your ugly ass self. cierra: btw i know you and i don't do sappy shit so imma keep this short... pls be careful in all this. cierra: that's it... that's all. i can't do any more sap.

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jacob: pls remind me in the future never to get on the wrong side of zayn. that guy fucking scares me. he's serving logan roy energy tonight jacob: yes, she was very unattainable until i got her to say yes to going out on a date with me. idk what changed her mind, but i'm not gonna jinx it.