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PLEASE Stop referring to Hungry Hermits as "HH" please I'm begging you. It is literally a Nazi dogwhistle guys. I know it's the easiest abbreviation and that people don't mean it like that but it's such a jumpscare

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Fit: "Ohhhh you gotta be shittin me- Well, the gang's all here now"

Two of Ramon's admins (Artea (Ramon's third admin) and Aseriksai (Ramon's first admin) made an appearance in Fit's stream today!

Full transcript undercut:

Fit: (Seeing Artea) Oh look who decided to show up. Oh look who it is. Oh boyyy

(seeing Aseriksai) Ohhhh you gotta be shittin me-, you gotta be shittin me-. Well, you know, the gang's all here now. Ohhhh the gang's all here, lets fucking go! lets fucking go

Oh man that brings me back. Thats so cool, That- That actually is really cool. Lets Fish!! Well now you're both here little father-son fishing, right? yes, yes

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remember when cellboier (two queer latino men) were like what if we made our mcrp characters kiss but like. they were serious about it. and they gave their fictional relationship the care and dedication it deserved while their real life relationship also flourished and they both learnt a new language and became friends and learnt about each others culture. and their fucking mcrp characters got married and were the most devoted insane about each other husbands of all time. and they did it for free

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remember when cellboier (two queer latino men) were like what if we made our mcrp characters kiss but like. they were serious about it. and they gave their fictional relationship the care and dedication it deserved while their real life relationship also flourished and they both learnt a new language and became friends and learnt about each others culture. and their fucking mcrp characters got married and were the most devoted insane about each other husbands of all time. and they did it for free

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Went spelunking through files again, I think these are from September

Ramón as a little mousey guy and a Pac

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If I had a nickel for every time Tango got murdered by his allies and immediately told by literally all his friends that it's not a big deal and he has to forgive them and be totally okay with it by people who are not even remotely sorry I'd have a shocking amount of nickels. Tango is one of those lifers I think deserve to tear the world apart as a treat (the other person on this list is lizzie).

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tango and bdubs are on stream saying how awful etho was at bdubs' new tenis game how he was so negative

AND HE LOGS ON

Image ID: [minecraft chat messages reading: Etho joined the game. Bdouble0100 left the game. Tango: nothing to see here. End ID]

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Tangotek stop being so humble challenge (impossible). Being a Tango enjoyer drives me insane because this man will do the most impressive things I've seen in my entire life and then go "It's nothing special" or fixate in on the tiniest mistakes and it's like ???? because I will be honest Tango is one of the most exceptionally talented people I've ever seen.

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Fit: Wait, MeryemSimone says, "So what, we're not supposed to feel welcome here during Pride Month?"

Fit: ...When I said I- I supported the- the gay community, I didn't realize it meant I was your comfort streamer because you came in here to laugh at me, at my misfortune. Although, I guess, you know what, if that's how I support the cause, then I guess that's how I support the cause. You- you are all having a laugh at my expense, laugh it up. Laugh it up.

Fit: [Reading chat] "I'm the jester of the LGBT community?" No, no, this can't be true. This can't be true!

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🌈🌈

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FUCK IT!!!! I MISS WHEN MY MINECRAFT SERVERS HAD CULTURAL EXCHANGE IN THEM!!!! I MISS WHEN MY MINECRAFT SERVERS HAD LANGUAGE BARRIERS IN THEM!!!!! I MISS WHEN WE WERE ALL CRAMMED IN A PIT TOGETHER SCREAMING AND SHAKING AND SOBBING AND CONFUSED AS ALL HELL SITTING IN THE TUMBLR LIVEBLOGS HOLDING HANDS AS WE ALL EXPLAINED WHAT THINGS MEANT, WHAT THE REAL WORLD CULTURAL CONTEXT WAS, WHAT WAS GOING ON IN BITS THE TRANSLATOR COULDN'T GET!!!!! FUCK IT!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE ANOTHER GODDAMN PURGATORY!!!!! GIVE ME A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FORMING SIX PERSON FAMILIES OVER THE SPAN OF THREE TO FIVE DAYS!!!!!!!! GIVE ME THE EVIL SHADOW GOVERNMENT THAT NEVER MADE ANY GODDAMN SENSE, GIVE ME THE STUPID FUCKING EYE WORKERS THAT WERE AGGRAVATINGLY UNBEATABLE, GIVE ME THE CONFUSING ASS BLACK CONCRETE STRUCTURES THAT WENT BASICALLY FUCKING NOWHERE!!!!!! I'LL TAKE IT ALL IF IT MEANS I GET A FRENCH MAN AND A GUY FROM LUXEMBOURG AND A WOMAN FROM SOUTH KOREA SHOOTING THE SHIT IN A MINECRAFT PIT STARTER HOUSE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE IT IF I GET BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE AND FRENCH AND ENGLISH AND SPANISH SITTING AT A FUCKING TABLE IN A SECRET UNDERGROUND MEETING ROOM THEORIZING ABOUT A MINECRAFT CHARACTER WITH AN APPEARANCE BASED ON A JOKE ABOUT A GUY'S DOG BEING AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The iconic tweet is here!!! Everyone, cheer!

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The iconic tweet is here!!! Everyone, cheer!

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Spiderbit Month - June 2025!

To celebrate TWO YEARS of spiderbit/guapoduo, I'm planning a month-long event with weekly prompts from June 1-30! Please use the tags "spiderbit month"/"spiderbit month 2025" here and on AO3, and any fanart, fic, and other fanworks are welcome!

Prompts:

Week 1: Guapito/Gatinho | Vampires

Week 2: Cuddling | Amaranth

Week 3: Hybrids | Murder Husbands

Week 4: Paranormal | Rescue/Reunion

Bonus: Vow Renewal | Family Fluff

FAQ below cut:

Q: Do I have to post just one prompt? Can I post on different days/late?

A: You can post as many prompts as you like, and you can even use your own prompts, so long as they're about spiderbit!

Q: Can I post on different days/late/early?

A: You can post whenever you'd like! You don't have to post the week of if you need more time/want to post early, and you can even post a month late or however long it takes for you to finish. This event is to encourage people to create more spiderbit fanworks-- it's not a homework assignment!

Q: Do I have to write fic? Can I post fanart/cosplays/edits/etc.?

A: You do not have to write fic to participate! This event is open to any kind of fanworks.

Q: What tag(s) can I use?

A: On Tumblr, you can use the tag "spiderbit month 2025," with the spaces. On Twitter or Bluesky, you can use "SpiderbitMonth" or "SpiderbitMonth2025." On AO3, "Spiderbit Month" or "Spiderbit Month 2025" would both be good.

Q: Are there any rules about what kind of content can be included?

A: Yes. No explicit sexual content, and keep the works focused on Spiderbit.

Q: Can I tag you on here when I post my work(s)?

A: Yes! Please do! I can't guarantee I'll reblog all works, but regardless, be sure to use the tag and I'll go through it periodically throughout the week. And please link me anything you post to Twitter or Bluesky, as I'm not active on either!

Q: Do I have to sign up/join a Discord/fill out a form?

A: You do not! Feel free to just work on your fic/art/etc. and post it whenever you finish. There are no deadlines and no sign-ups; anyone can feel free to participate at any time. You are not obligated to do anything; this is for fun!

Q: What if I have further questions?

A: Send me an ask or a DM!

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Chat do NAWT watch the latest imp and skizz ep if your sensitive to topics of food and stuff o7

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It's Fit and Artea! It's his beautiful baby boy Ramón! I'm gonna cry!