rancid-swine
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I sexually Identify as a Dreadnought. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of towering over the battlefield and dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting xenos. People say to me that a person being a Dreadnought is heretical and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a techpriest install a power fist, 90 mm assault cannons and a heavy flamer on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Brother" and respect my right to purge the enemies of the Emperor. If you can't accept me you're a heretic and need to check your human privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I've always wondered why people vote for a candidate who very clearly indicates that they're all for putting policies in place that will make their life worse, and when they win & put those exact policies in place, they get pissed about it.
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fruitbowls on tumlr will sexualize literally anything
feel like rise of skywalker tried real hard to make kylo ren look hot and it just Wasn’t working. he was so wet in that one scene. like was it meant to be attractive emerging from that wave because he was just So Wet. my man was looking like a sad cat after a bath. his friends pushed him into the pool before he had a chance to change. flipped his canoe and fell right into the lake
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still waiting for someone to tell me how this is equivalent to taking foreign bribes
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Say dicks sporting goods and no one bats an eye
Say penis sporting goods and society goes wild
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what I gotta do to see remi do the cuckface?
What is up with that open mouth face that I see so many YouTube/Instagram/influencer dudes make?
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Every time you guys make those cute jokey joke posts about how you have to scroll forever to get to the real recipe, I die a little inside
We live in a world that all but refuses to pay women for engaging in the arts because misogyny. So they either find one creative outlet, or find a way to monetize their art, and yalls internalized misogyny really Jumps Out
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John McAfee continuing to be the most normal man alive
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Aha. thank you Kyle for taking out a predator.
Something "funny" about that dude that got shot in the head during that scuffle.
Not that long before this happened, the guy that got another hole in his head was saying to a few armed cats "shoot me nigga" over & over again.
He looked like this:
And saying "shoot me nigga", and ends up fucking around & getting shot.
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tumblr is basically 4chan but everyone is an annoying tripfag.
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