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Thoughts on your Holden Bloodfeast panel taking on a life of its own these days?
Few things more demoralizing to an artist than seeing their early work repeatedly overshadow their current stuff (see: the lion's share of musicians whose best albums are undoubtedly their first two, but who nonetheless bravely continue to plod along, in mediocrity, through albums, 9, 10, 11. Do they know?) Wouldn't mind I guess if it benefited me in basically any way, but I'm still jobless cashless and more-or-less washed, and nobody even knows or cares that I made the damn thing. Where's my Topataco plush landfill-filler?
The drawing itself is still fun to look at, I guess. MS Paint outsider art in a Dilbert 3 kind of way
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regarding holden bloodfeast, that's the first work of yours I saw but now all my friends and I pass around your new stuff like a blunt every time it drops. I suck at picture smiling so I think of your stuff every time I need to smile naturally in a photo and it always works. So at least like 5 people care about the authorship of that panel
I appreciate it. I’m just being overdramatic because it gives me something to write about
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What's the easiest place to read GUE?
Here, I guess. Sorry lol
Gue 1
Gue 2
Gue 3
Gue 3.5
Gue 4
Gue 4.1
Gue 5
Gue 6
I'll get a real website some day
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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this
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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed
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The cluttered charm of this kitchen is not solely a designer's whim; it is a necessity. Look closely and you'll see that this space is only as wide as a very narrow stove. In a wraparound environment like this, everything is at your fingertips simply because it has nowhere else to go!
Beyond The Kitchen: A Dreamer’s Guide, 1985
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one nothingburger please no tomatoes no pickles no onions no lettuce no cheese no sauce no patty no buns no wrapper & quit your job and shut down the restaurant while youre at it & fries on the side please
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learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.
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i think about this a hundred times a day
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