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JORGE RIVERA-HERRANS Y LIN MANUEL MIRANDAAAA ⁉️⁉️

Alexander Hamilton and Odysseus crossover

✨ Versión Instagram :

No me es suficiente haberlo dibujado, ojalá se repita la ocasión 🙏💕💕

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Do YOU want to hold your own jmart birds? Well, I edited a paper folding bird so you can have your own jmart birds :)

The instructions, original template, and the bird!jon + bird!martin pdfs are all on this drive link!

DRIVE

Happy folding!

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i finally finished smt omg 🥀💔

EPIC penpineappleapplepen (penelope) in this basee!!!

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No one loves light like the blind man, and no one craves darkness more than one who stares at the sun

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“do you ever shut up about him?” Fortunately that answer is a no

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It’s like this

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sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

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Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.

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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING

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this is how it went right

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Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction

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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

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My life has one mission, create the greatest warrior

Odysseus and Athena.

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Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.