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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

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im using my echolocation so i can get a good look at you

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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Thirsty wunk

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it��s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

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Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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pronouns are so cool and so funky and so amazing

may i have yours

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Childhood can be scary.

A collection of some of my hand-drawn horror looping animations!

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Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures