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yeah Im amab... assigned MONSTER at birth... I clutch half my face RRRARRGHH... I CANT... CONTROL IT... my eyes start glowing daemon fire and I grow wings one angle one devil and I grow one horn and and claws and a tail and my teeth get big and sharp and my arms and legs are stained black red
BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER ELF GF: fight this my love... it isn't you...
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WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually
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AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! WHAT GHE FUCK AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!!
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation
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honestly i never thought the phrase โi want that twink obliteratedโ was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine โa meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in questionโ type situation
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Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"
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โHe would not fucking say thatโ except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC
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Rainbow flag colorpicked from the original 1978 flag <3
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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got
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customer service is cooking my brain, man
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do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"
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