random-jot
Random Jot
27 | He/Him | British nerd with a YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/RandomJot
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dan and phil + 15 years of violence
2009 | 2012 | 2014 | 2017 (1, 2) | 2023 | 2024
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A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.
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Now that there’s a gap in the market for a ghosthunting duo, Dan and Phil have the opportunity to do something so fucking funny right now
#oh shit#the amazing ghost hunters are not on fire#wait no#PHANtom Hunters!#or Phan-tasm or something like that
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there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities
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☆Gifset Per Episode - Kimetsu No Yaiba☆
Entertainment District EP08 - Gathering
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what if, hypothetically, i couldn’t take it anymore?
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lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this
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you know what i’ll use my own imagination for a while
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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.
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I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m
1. letting pedestrians know.
2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or
2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up
3. It makes it a habit
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