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What strategies are you going to put into place during the duel my liege? Strange is quite a formidable opponent.
I will be dressed in my most Intimidating Outfit, which will frighten Strange right off the bat!
Warming up beforehand--stretches, air kicks, slashing around my pool noodle. She will not think to do this as she will be too distracted by my terrifying Joker Getup and Special Hat.
After warming up I will be a level of Nimble only achieved by field mice with nothing to lose. I will dodge back and forth cackling, adding to the fear factor and confusion
I will deliver 100 Powerful Kicks with my Joker Feet, which will make her say "OUCH!"
I chuckle darkly
Stab my pool noodle directly through the heart. Sayonara, Strange.
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I'm making my official declaration on who I side in regards to the Dashcon 2 Strange Æons / Muppet Joker duel hummina hummina hummina
The King sides with another King, and I believe in the Muppet Joker's chances at victory
Woah mama I'm team Croaker, Strange is the devil in disguise
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The Muppet Joker and Strange Æons having an official meetup/showdown scheduled in the ball pit of Dash Con 2 is like Infinity War for people who are chronically online in an incredibly specific way
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?
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"I miss 2D animation, 3D is so lifeless!"
No, no - from an avid and avowed lifelong 2D animation lover - what you miss is stylization.
Something animated to be "hyperrealist" isn't appealing to me anymore because it all starts to look very... samey. It'll age.
But if you have a proper sense of your style...
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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weeks 11-20 on my weekly poster challenge this year, crazy I've actually managed almost half a year of getting these done. 1-10 here.
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Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees
Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.
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i think a really funny project that a statistics professor could have their class do is like. put a bunch of random, patently untrue demographic statements into a hat. "the most popular tv show among white men ages 24-27 is Bluey." "the majority of business majors are middle children." "bisexual women love hot chips." and each student picks one out of the hat and you gotta like. design a whole study and survey a group of people to specifically achieve that result. you have to prove it true. by whatever means necessary. you have to construct the most biased study possible and wrangle in your exact demographic to make that statement a statistical reality. i think people would learn a lot.
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