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There's a song from the 80s about don't talk to strangers.
Two of the lovely ladies at neandra dot com (Germany)
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I walked into my office, and found this.
Do I report this to HR, or not?
Did someone leave her for me as a test?
Or as a gift?
Please advise...

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That's a big chain.
But if I can pick the lock, will you come with me?

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The real fun would be controlling it remotely from work, with a Webcam to watch you while I do.
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Oh, yes, I grabbed my keys. Don't worry, I'm not leaving. I'm pulling the van around.

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I have the magazine that this is from.
I may need to dig that out again.

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What makes you think you're not?

馃槝鉂わ笍馃拫馃挒
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I can pick those locks.
How badly do you want me to?

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Now we know why they whistle while they work.

Amanda鈥檚 AI Art. Source: Facebook
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