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#I also have “hobbies no one else is interested in” and “kids”#I usually pick kids#It's a pretty safe choice most of the time
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ability to drive manual transmission
#I'm slowly losing my ability to drive an automatic one as well#I keep wanting to reach for the regenerative brake padel in gas cars
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"Candy Hearts" by Tommy Siegel
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Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
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MAJOR TBOY NEWS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
click here for a link to the article
For those who don't know Glenn Copeland, he is an amazing trans elder who has made some absolutely stunning music over his long career. I love him and his art so fucking much and you should ABSOLUTELY listen to his music—its gorgeous and meaningful and so full of love. He is such a good choice for this type of show. As both a fan of his and a lover of puppet-based edutainment I'm fucking over the moon. GO SUPPORT HIM NEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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I am Ash, deity of the time I got a new phone number

I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
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Me cold asking a friend of a friend for a play date for our kids:
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#They did actually get back to me and accept#And the kids got to play together for a couple hours#Overall a very good experience and we'll probably have more this summer#my post#Youtube
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My mom as she's doing some quick cleaning before company comes over: "I just want the house to be nice when your friends come over, Ashy."
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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.
There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.
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Don't over think it. Just type it out and send.
Bah I have to invite an ¿acquaintance, friend, friend of friend? a person to somewhere so kids can play. But I have to actually establish a line of communication first and then just cold ask this person I only sort of know. It's not something I'm very well equipped to do.
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Bah I have to invite an ¿acquaintance, friend, friend of friend? a person to somewhere so kids can play. But I have to actually establish a line of communication first and then just cold ask this person I only sort of know. It's not something I'm very well equipped to do.
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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