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This is the worst pms I have ever had. Earlier I was crying because i couldn’t open a jar.

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The 3 Stages of PMS

Hungry: Roughly 5-8 days before your period. You simply are unable to stay full, late night hunger drives you to the fridge and you wreak more havoc than 13 dwarves did on pour Bilbo’s pantry. You could easily eat an entire jar of Nutella per day

Horny: 1-4 days before your period. If you’re single you will probably be getting yourself off, if you’re in a relationship your partner is probably like heck yeah she wants all the sexy times. Point is your primal desire to fuck is worse than some deer in rutting season.

Holy Hell it Hurts: surprise bitch! Your period be here and whereas the night before you wanted nothing more than a good shag now the idea of sex is physically painful and if someone has the nerve to arouse you and make your cramps increase they may die brutally at your hands… if you can get out of the fetal position long enough to grab the steel baseball bat that is.

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Ok. So I just had to look up why my breast get sore every month. Apparently, that’s a part of PMS. You know what else is apart of PMS? Depression, mood swings, anxiety, irritability, constipation, diarrhea, and insomnia. That’s not all though. I should have learned this in school instead of being nearly 20 and just now learning it.

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Somehow Get Home by Bastille always plays in the most appropriate times. Like when I’m in rush hour or lost.

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Saying hello in 18 different languages

Hello - English

Hola - Spanish

Aloha - Hawaiian

Olá - Portugues

Halló- Icelandic

Hallo - Afrikaans

Hallo - Dutch

Hallo - German

Ciao - Italian

Bonjour - French

Hej- Danish

Hei- Finnish

Salve - Latin

Privet (Привет) - Russian

Nǐ hǎo (你好) - Chinese

Kon'nichiwa (こんにちは) - Japanese

Annyeong haseyo (안녕하세요) - Korean

Marhabaan (مرحبا) - Arabic

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Do you ever think how far humans have come?

And how far we still have to go?

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Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.

That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.

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Here’s a conspiracy theory for everyone who believes in past lives. What if those who have chronic migraines get them because they died of a head injury?

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My hair decided to go full 80s reject today. I don’t know if should cry or laugh.

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💀

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U.S. Marshalls escorting the extremely brave Ruby Bridges, 6 years old, to school in 1960. This courageous young girl is known for being the first African American child to attend an all-white elementary school in the South.

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being mentally ill + suicidal at a young age (before 18) is. strange, because you grow up with this idea that one day you’ll finally snap, turn off, be brave enough to kill yourself, so you don’t really plan for the future. adulthood- further life, it isn’t for you, nor do you feel included within the future of it. it isn’t.. it isn’t part of your life plan.

and then before you know it you’re 18 and you’re an adult but you never thought you’d get this far and sure it’s great that you’re still alive you guess but also. you feel so alone + lost in a world you never expected or planned to be a part of.

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PLEASE REBLOG

I’m considering coming out to my family as non-binary, and so today I brought up the subject of non-binary gendering/transgendering with my Dad as a casual conversational topic. He’s told me that if somebody is born a boy then they “should stay a fucking boy” and not trans to a girl or be a boy some days/girl other days/genderless other days.

I told him that I think gender identity should be something one can choose for themselves, and he says that nobody thinks like that and anybody who is trans/non-binary will just be shunned by every member of society they meet. He doesn’t think that people support n-b/t communities, because he doesn’t. He says to me that not staying one’s natural gender is wrong and against the point of being born a boy/girl.

Every person who reblogs this will have their URL written in a full-size writing book and when it is full I will show it to my father to illustrate to him the amount of people who believe that being non-binary is a valid gender identity.

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Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of  Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.

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To the motherfuck who stole my amazon package. Guess what bitch. It was a calendar. So have fun with that.

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If one of your parents were adopted and you coul find their biological parents, would you?

(This is a genuine question. Please answer)