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AFTER YEARS OF SEARCHING I HAVE FOUND A FELLOW FALLOUT AND COOKIE RUN FAN WE ARE NOW BEST FRIENDS TAKE MY FOLLOW AND WALK WITH PRIDE YOU ARE STRONG

Here, have this quality content as a sign of respect.

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Ok, maybe I could have phrased Chocolate Frosting's part better. I meant that while she did a terrible thing, she acknowledges that she messed up and genuinely wants to try and undo the damage she did to our heart. Also, she didn't straight up threaten to murder us or laugh at the dozens of gifts we gave her, or interrupt our love song...... Unlike a particular gem mermaid

(Aggressively glares at Black Pearl.)

Out of all the cookies in your angst stories, I feel like Black Pearl fumbled the most. Kumiho only rejected us since she just thought it was her charm, and since literally everyone Simpsons for her, Chocolate Fudge did screw up quite a bit, but at least she is trying to fix her mistakes, slowly but surely. Black Pearl not only shattered our heart more brutally than the other two combined, but she is straight up trying to kill the person who mended our shattered heart.

Out of all of them, Kumiho has the highest chance of redemption. It was only that, a misunderstanding brought upon by her assumption that it was her charm ability that had brought you to her. A misunderstanding, much more fixable than the other two…

(Picture Chocolate Frosting in the Shaman’s place for a second)

Black Pearl, I can agree with the whole brutal heartbreak and her wanting to kill Seaweed Cookie.

“Chocolate Frosting did screw up a bit”

I disagree, infidelity is a betrayal of the highest order and should be taken lightly.

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Y/N cookie: Aye, Mate. Don't be so glum. There be plenty more fish in the sea. Though don't really fall in love with a fish, we saw how bad that went last time! (Hearty pirate laugh).

What if there was a Y/N cookie that was a member of Abalone Cookie's crew. We are a salty sea dog who loves a good scrap. We see our crew as our family and would die for them.... Them and the rum, can't forget the rum. I imagine when Black Pearl attempted to destroy Abalone's ship, we just start blasting her with the cannons, we ain't going down without a fight. We would literally be the only reason any of the crew survived. Us scallywags gotta stick together.

This is why you don’t talk to mermaids, Lord Oyster

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But there are multiple mermaid wives. How do I keep track of them?

Is it weird that I just get so happy when I do costume gachas? I just get so happy when I have enough to do a draw since that means I get to dress up cookies in adorable little costumes. I literally saw Gingerbrave's tuxedo and I felt my heart stop from cuteness. Also I got Black Pearl, I got mean fish wife (I hope she doesn't kill me in my sleep for that nickname.)

Mermaid wife, it’s better

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Yes, one of my favorite authors noticed me! Also, does very consistent poking make her mad, because trust me, I have poked literally all of my cookies at least 20 times.

How the hell did I get so lucky?! My younger brother was playing a bit of Kingdom (I let him do levels I've already played). He asked if I could do a gacha pull, which I said no to since I usually only do 10x pulls, but I didn't have enough. He asked again and I decided to humor him since I was in a good mood. I did a single pull. I expected to get probably just a soul jam, probably for a cookie I didn't even have yet. I FREAKING GOT STORMBRINGER! Today is indeed a good day.

Just don’t pick her up, she hates that like Pitaya

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........how?

How the hell did I get so lucky?! My younger brother was playing a bit of Cookie Run Kingdom (I let him do levels I've already played). He asked if I could do a gacha pull, which I said no to since I usually only do 10x pulls, but I didn't have enough. He asked again and I decided to humor him since I was in a good mood. I did a single pull. I expected to get probably just a soul jam, probably for a cookie I didn't even have yet. I FREAKING GOT STORMBRINGER! Today is indeed a good day.

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First post

I finally made a post, so yeah..................

Fun fact: A dude made a dating site and his lover cheated on him with someone she found on the sight.