randomarceus
randomarceus
The Pirate Hat Stays On During Sex
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He/Him. Witty comment goes here.
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randomarceus Ā· 10 minutes ago
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randomarceus Ā· 2 hours ago
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i'm watching a Deltarune LP in Japanese and found out that Tenna has a cute quirk where he ends a lot of his sentences with 恧恗悇恆 ("deshou") but he combines it with SHOW in English ("恧SHOW" or "deSHOW")
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randomarceus Ā· 2 hours ago
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What if there was a universe where snakes and ladders and penises and vaginas switched places ā˜ļø
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randomarceus Ā· 2 hours ago
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People talk abt the erasure of high support needs autistic people among autism communities on here and that's extremely important but also it honestly feels like people have straight up forgotten that autistic people have Needs. Like needs of literally any kind. I have literally watched people pooh-pooh the idea that autism is a disability (calling it a "metaphorical disability" as opposed to physical disabilities which are "real"), have seen countless memes where the punchline is "autistic person has a common symptom or trait of autism", and you just see a bunch of people talk about how they're super autistic but conveniently are never seen as weird or unlikable and never have meltdowns or lash out and have zero trouble understanding sarcasm or jokes or social cues and hit all their life milestones at appropriate times and aren't lame loser virgins like the rest of you shut-ins. Like it is just extremely common to mock and harass autistic people for displaying very typical autistic traits. There's a point where "dismantling stereotypes" becomes "not actually recognizing the things that make autism autism" and we've really reached it it feels like. As always just a stunning lack of compassion for people who are disabled in ways that disable them and not disabled in ways that are cool to you
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randomarceus Ā· 4 hours ago
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Inktober Day 5: Map by joeshortart on Instagram
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randomarceus Ā· 5 hours ago
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ā€œ@grickle A doodle of classic adventure game characters? :-Pā€
@AltMagOnline Okay so maybe ONE classic adventure game character…..heh
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randomarceus Ā· 8 hours ago
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okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:
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randomarceus Ā· 1 day ago
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his suffering continues
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I've been sick for the past day or so and it's sucked so here's Largo sick too
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randomarceus Ā· 1 day ago
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I've been sick for the past day or so and it's sucked so here's Largo sick too
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randomarceus Ā· 1 day ago
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LeChuck and Largo by Andrei Daian
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randomarceus Ā· 2 days ago
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there is no platonic explanation for this. there's no romantic explanation either. frankly they just don't like eachother at all
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randomarceus Ā· 3 days ago
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randomarceus Ā· 3 days ago
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Dear Diary,
Today I have acquired a new blorbo. It is, of course, a wretched little man with a somewhat twisted sense of honour. I put him in my blorbo basket and carried him home. Tomorrow I shall display him on the mantel when my friend comes for tea.
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randomarceus Ā· 3 days ago
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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
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randomarceus Ā· 3 days ago
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ROUND 1 - STAN vs EMAILS IN MY INBOX TRYING TO SELL ME THINGS
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Will Stan be able to sell all the emails in my inbox used pirate ships, used coffins, and/or life insurance in exchange for money?
OR will all the advertisement emails in my inbox be able to sell Stan whatever it is they are trying to sell me?
Neither of them have any propaganda
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randomarceus Ā· 3 days ago
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u kno this site is full of nerds because even people’s sexual fantasies are like ok i’m a 19th century surgeon and you’re my patient. i start to repair your hernia but that’s not the only thing i get my tools on…(since this is before the popularization of handwashing as a surgical practice, you contract an infection and die)
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randomarceus Ā· 3 days ago
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starting a collection
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