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I did watch it too

found this kids show called Bluey and good lord I WATCH SOME EPISODES LIKE ALMOST HALF A DAY-

I LOVE IT ALREADY :']

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Tremble babysitting the bab

Tremble: (reading a book)

Miracle (3 y/o): Mom, that's a big belly, I'm happy to meet my sister

Annafunshine: Right you are, sweetie

Amy (4 y/o): (comes in with a wax strip)

Tremble: Amy? What do you have??

Amy (4 y/o): Sticker

(Amy puts the wax strip on Liokiu's face)

Tremble: Amy, that's not a sticker

Amy (4 y/o): Wha?

Tremble: Amy, that's a wax strip

Amy (4 y/o): WHA?

Tremble: Amy, you have to take that off

Amy (4 y/o): Wha? Okay!

(Amy takes off the wax strip off Liokiu's face)

Liokiu: AAAAAAAAAAA-

Annafunshine (softly rubbing her own belly): Babe, are you okay?

Liokiu: YEAH, I-I'M FINE!

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July and June fighting lol

June: Get out of MY ROOM!

July: You get out! I'm older!!

June: I'm younger!

July: I'm taller!

June: I'm shorter!

July: I'm smarter!

June: I'm-

June: not falling for that.

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Esmeralda being a weirdo lol:

Esmeralda (to Miracle): Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMMMM OR FMMMMMMM?!

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Landon being a fucking dog

Landon: It's time for my walk, Mira

Miracle: Okay, Landon. Just 1 minute.

Landon: MIRA I WILL SHIT, ON THE FLOOR!

Landon: Take me out

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Ria x Jonathan moment

Violetta (to Temmie): You know I love you right?

Temmie (to Violetta): I love you too

Ria: All the hot people are either taken or gay.

Jonathan: I AM, RIGHT HERE!

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Crap moment

Felix: I got to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her "I wanted the fork", She telling me "Everybody wanna fuck". I tell her "You no understand I wanna fork on the table". She said "You better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch".

Felix: I don't even know the lady and she a call me a son of a bitch.

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Random shit with them

Terrance: The point is..

Terrance: We're broke.

Andrew: I thought we had $100.000 in the bank.

Terrance: We did.

Terrance: And then I got a little carried away, and bought a dinosaur

Andrew: You bought a dinosaur? o-o

Terrance: Have you seen Jurrasic Park, Andy?

Terrance: They're fucking beautiful

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If someone drives into Ria's limit

Ria: That's why... I'll make YOU FEEL PAIN FOR A CHANGE!

Azazel: I'm going to fucking die

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Lovement thingy?

[This happened before Avery's parents died]

Avery: Yes, please, someone's trying to kill me!

Madison (police officer): Do your chores, honey!

Avery: Mum! What the heck?! THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE, HECKING HOUSE! PLEASE HE-

(Avery didn't got kidnapped, she just got hugged too tight lol)

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Rose tries to insult Ria pt 2

Ria: (snoozes)

Rose: wake up

Ria: WHAT, do you want?!

Rose: you're ugly

Ria: and you look like a burnt garbanza bean

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Malk

Zarah: Hey Rassy, got anything to drink?

Rassy: Yeah, in the fridge

Hugo: Hey Zar, uh, grab me a glass of malk.

Zarah: They don't have any maaalk, but I can give you a glass of milk

Rassy: That's what he just saidd

Hugo: Yeah, I just want some malk

Zarah: No, you're saying it wrong, you're saying M A L K, like, it's a disease

Rassy: Hehehe, how do you say it?

Zarah: I'm saying it the way everyone outta say it, milk. M-I-L-K

Rassy: Right, like two percent

Hugo: Yeah, whole malk.

Zarah: no no no no no no, say milkshake

Hugo: milkshake

Zarah: okay now say milk

Hugo: m a l k

(Zarah facepalms)

Zarah: are you hearing this?

Rassy: Yeah! The man wants a glass of MULK

Zarah: MULK!?

Rassy: GIVE HIM A FREAKING MULK, ZAR!

Javarehab: (Enters the room) Rassy, inside voices please

Rassy: Sorry dad, my white friends

Javarehab: (leaves the room)

Hugo: ZAR, POUR ME, A GLASS, OF MALK!

Zarah: Why are you yelling at me?!

Rassy: Just give him the freaking mulk!

Zarah: YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!

Rassy: WE'RE ALL, SAYING, MALK, ZAR!

Zarah: NO! YOU'RE SAYING MALK, YOU'RE SAYING-

[Rassy and Hugo yell malk/mulk lol]

Hugo: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Zarah: SHUT UP, SHUT, UP!!!

(Zarah pulls out a toy pistol and puts it on her head)

(Rassy and Hugo pulls out toy pistol and points it at Zarah)

Rassy: BETTER PUT IT DOWN ZAR

Hugo: DON'T DO IT ZAR

Zarah: YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

(Rassy and Hugo puts their toy pistols on their heads)

Rassy: ZAR, PUT IT DOWN

Hugo: PUT IT DOWN

Zarah: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!

Rassy: ZAR, PUT IT DOWN NOW!

Zarah: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS [She joking lel]

Hugo: YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME

Zarah: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN!

Hugo: YOUR HAND IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME!

(them screaming)

aftermath now:

Zarah (on a call with Hugo): And then after that.. we pulled the trigger, all of us

Hugo (on a call with Zarah): No! We are not filming something like that!

Zarah (on a call with Hugo): Why not?

Hugo (on a call with Zarah): it's so.. dark! I dunno

[Hugo goes crazy for 2,5 seconds]

Hugo (on a call with Zarah): Zar, I need to call you back man, I'm reaaaaaaaaally busy

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Rosie x Ciaran canon

Ciaran: Yo, let me get a chip.

Rosie: Suck my a$$

(Literally Rosie goes to her own room)

Ciaran: PERHAPS "Suck my a$$" CAN BE OUR ALWAYS!

Rosie: CIARAN, SHUT THE, FUCK UP!

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Legends still says, Rosie still can't find her phone

Rosie (to Miracle): I can't find mah phone :(

Miracle: Oh, you will find it sometime

(A few moments later)

Rosie (raged): AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THE PHONE! THE PHONE! WHERE'S THE FUCKING PHONE?!!

Miracle: (shocked)

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Terrance being a genie lmaoo

Terrance: I'm your genie, now I'm gonna give you 3 wishes

Karl: I wish for more wishes

Terrance: That's not how it works

Karl: I wish that's how it works

Terrance: No, you can't do that

Karl: I wish I can do that

Terrance: Okay, fuk you

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Rose tries to insult Ria

Rose: U-G-L-Y You ain't got no aliby u ugly

Ria: Beach, where?

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Literally them in a shellnut pt 2

Rosie: Hey Ciaran "Asra" Nene?

Ciaran: Yes Rose?

Rosie: Will you go to the dance with me?

Ciaran: No Rose

Rosie: You little fuk