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aaaaaand post

we’re all on the same page that dess is thge knight right. i love dess i think she deserves this after surviving the horrors

i drew this while very sleep deprived i hope you like this tumblr teehee

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-shuffles in- uhhhh Cowboy Outlaw shadow just dropped

ok they actually slayed extremely hard for this one

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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we need to stop asking people if they’re a top or bottom and start asking if they’re the killer or the victim

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Haven't figured out a politic way to word this but before saying someone/thing "makes you uncomfortable" please ask yourself this important question: is it any of your fucking business

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Grab a steak knife and make an incision between my fourth and fifth rib, ask me what it eats

Illustration for the Exquisite Corpse art bash on twitter!

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Horny about it ngl

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your pal says something mean about a fat person in shorts this summer you SAY, "oh so they're supposed to get heat stroke because of your sensitive ass?" (fat people deserve to wear weather appropriate clothing)

you're getting ice cream with your friend and they make a comment about the fat person eating an ice cream cone you SAY, "oh then I guess you don't want ice cream, let's go." (fat people don't need to earn food even for enjoyment)

you're at the beach and a fat person is laying out and your dad says something rude about it you SAY, "I think they look comfortable. It's good they're getting some sun. I bet they work hard all year for this vacation." (fat people deserve to appear in public)

telling a someone you like their stretch marks does NOTHING for fatphobia and will NEVER make your friends and family think twice about their shitty learned hatred.

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*hands you one* 💚

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it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

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Jack, you're my only friend

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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okay we've got forcemasc and forcefem what about forcemachine. forcetech? i'm gonna turn you into an angel made of steel and electricity and you're gonna fuckin like it.

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Sonic fandom we cannot forget about our beloved Garfield