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"sorry to hear that, BABA. do you have any berries you're not allergic to?"
absolutely incredible blog you have here. What is your opinion on strawberries?
BABA DISLIKE STRAWBERRY
STRAWBERRY IS ALLERGY
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"Wow. that is offensive, don't say it again. your friends must have lied to you.
hold on wait, my friends told me this word means hello and i wanna communicate with you. rkeq!
WOW. sgis ur addomruto, cam's rix us ifium. xaeq dquomcr lers gito kuoc sa xae.
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"aw shit my blue mold escaped containment"
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"balance restored. the elvis gets to live another day."
*Telepathically projects my period cramps onto you.*
*OEHAHAHHHNNNGGGGG*
Damn wizards....
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"the elvis broke the script. the balance of the universe must be maintained, and the disturbances to it have to be eradicated."
*Telepathically projects my period cramps onto you.*
*OEHAHAHHHNNNGGGGG*
Damn wizards....
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"you forgot the "WHOA MAMA" line. you will be taken in two days if you don't correct yourself."
*Telepathically projects my period cramps onto you.*
*OEHAHAHHHNNNGGGGG*
Damn wizards....
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"but don't like to. your funny words feel like swamp water in my mouth."
Is it just me or is Elvis taking over tumblr dot com
Elpocalypse if you will
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