randomemokid
randomemokid
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randomemokid · 2 days ago
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My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.
We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.
We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.
We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.
We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.
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randomemokid · 4 days ago
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a vision of things to come
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randomemokid · 4 days ago
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sketches bc i miss them so bad
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randomemokid · 4 days ago
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sex is a myth made up to distract people from the TRUE erotic experiences in the world (engaging with media where a man covered in blood is whimpering)
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randomemokid · 4 days ago
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Rich people don't understand what cottages are for. Even if you have enough money to do so, WHY would you build another entire big house right next to a lake, that's not the POINT!!!
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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I think one of the most damaging ideologies towards children is the conviction that having children isn’t a calling but a moral obligation.
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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my divorce themed wedding
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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Don’t give up guys. The birds will sing tomorrow morning too
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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if youre not in school anymore and are looking for ways to get out of the house more go to the nearest "hip" coffee shop you can that has a bulletin board with flyers on it for local events and attend any and all the ones youre able to ESPECIALLY if they're free. this is the only actionable advice that has worked for me
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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you literally just have to go outside.
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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why do you have matching rings on both ring fingers?
im married to the eldritch deity in my head oh no reason
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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what's the highest level of language perscriptivism? that we're all just speaking PIE really really wrong?
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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Sketchbook deleted my drawing so here’s my last process shot!
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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Sketchbook deleted my drawing so here’s my last process shot!
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randomemokid · 5 days ago
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People still tend to lump JK Rowling in with the category of ~problematic artists~ and I need everyone to understand that is not the problem with her. She is not comparable to anyone who wrote a piece of fiction you hate, or someone who made rude comments in 2015 and has since learned better.
She is far more like Elon Musk. She is a radicalized person with an extreme amount of social and financial power, and for YEARS she has been using that power to try to influence her government into hurting vulnerable people, on purpose. And she has succeeded. THAT is the problem with her, and THAT is why spending money on her books is so dangerous, not because her books aged badly.
Critiquing her work is fine, of course (I personally was never a fan so I really don’t care) but you NEED to understand that fiction is not the main issue here. And I truly think acting like she’s the same as the rest of any giant list of ~problematic creators of the week~ waters down how dangerous she is.
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