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me and my top scientists are in the lab pulling 16 hour shifts trying to invent a kink that is inherently unethical and immoral
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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office
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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating
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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
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You have succumbed to the worm.
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soup! soup! finally after long last redrew this one! u can buy a print of it here!
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my brother just called the mississauga towers hot ?
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