Hey I'm Katie. I'm 27! I live in Maryland, USA. I wish I could do many things like travel but alas I have no money.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
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generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading
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New pope is American (yikes) but at least he’s from Chicago (funny)
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Charles Armytage, Marlborough House: View of Rooms, 1857, watercolor.
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Vasily Semyonovich Sadovnikov, The Winter Garden in the Yusupov Palace in St. Petersburg, c. 1852, watercolor.
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Everybody Wants…. to watch the end credits rap from Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)
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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
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I know it was in the first episode but the writing on prodigal son kind of peaked with
Martin: I've been robbed. This is an outrage. Malcolm: Three women have died. Martin: Sure, yes, that's an outrage, too. There can be multiple outrages.
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Water Lilies painted by Claude Monet (1840 - 1926)
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Lewis Pullman for GQ Magazine photographed by James Emmerman
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