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it's so important to me that ppl don't forget that McCoy never attended Starfleet Academy in TOS.....seeing references to him at Starfleet Academy does in fact set my back teeth on edge tbh.......it's soooo important to me that he was a civilian all through his schooling, and imo it helps inform so much of why he is the way that he is.....this is a huge pet peeve of mine tbh, truly does make me wince, I'd almost rather you give him brown eyes than say he went to the Academy lmao

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cuuute

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How to improve TMP

"I need you Bones... badly" Jim reaches for his friend hand, when a strong arm encircles bones waist possessibly.

"And who are you?" asks the tall, muscular man.

Jim's first instint is to position himself in a fight pose, certain that the stange man wants to attack his friend.

"Oh, this is captain Kirk" he smile swetly, blue eyes full of... affection....?

Kirk can't believe his eyes.

"So... who is your... friend?" He finally manages to ask.

"He is my boyfriend, actually" Bones say matter of facly, still smilling, like this is the most normal thing in the world.

The rest of the movie is the same, but Kirk acts like a betrayed husband, the delusional bastard <3

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cats are like medieval royalty in the way that they both demand great Etiquette and Respect. while also shitting in buckets. very unusual combination. really works for them.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

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A rookie mistake is getting out of things by claiming a grandparent died. You can do that a maximum of four times per person, and that's assuming maximum social atomization, where nobody you know is likely to talk to each other and compare notes and realize that five of your grandmothers have died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the last three months. The winning play? Dead Uncles. You can have any number of dead uncles, because who knows how many siblings your parents have? You don't even need to keep the stories straight because if you slip up you can claim it was two separate uncle deaths. You can repeat names, even, one on each side of your family. Uncles often die in memorable ways so you can get flamboyant with the specifics. Motorcycle accidents, firework explosions, prostate cancer, rottweiler training mishap. It won't be that weird that you aren't particularly torn up about it. Maybe you didn't like your Uncle

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imagining an incredibly funny hamefura plot concept in which some people who are trying to destroy the kingdom of Sorcier decide to like, try and break up Katarina and Jeord and cause infighting among the nobility, so they send someone in to like, seduce Katarina to make evidence that she's "cheating" on him to give to Jeord, and the someone posing as an advisor is like "my lord look at this evidence.....your fiance is being disloyal with another man" and they're like haha yes now this will break them up and create a rift between the royal family and the duke -

and then Jeord just leans forward with his head resting against his steepled fingers and lets out the most long-suffering sigh anyone has ever heard and mutters something about "goddammit she got another one" and nothing happens in regards to the plot and the schemers are all like. bamboozled. flabbergasted. dumbfounded. what's happening.

it takes them like another week at least to finally learn the open secret that Katarina Claes is probably seeing half the court by now.

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so what’s it like to be god’s favorite

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I get angry when I see that “Many Emotions of Mr Spock” poster. It just fuels people’s false belief that Spock is totally emotionless except while drugged. He suppresses them, but they are not absent. Here are some gifs of Spock’s real emotions peeking through.

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Captain!! Saying stuff like that only enforces that mindset!!!

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A snippet of something I'm working on, based on @muirmarie's addition to this post, cause it gave me brain worms and the little blurb I wrote in the tags was not enough to satisfy them.

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“How about it, Bones?” Kirk asks as they all shuffle into the turbolift.

Kirk often invites McCoy to chess, and while the doctor usually does join them, he never plays, content to lounge nearby, and watch and listen, occasionally adding his opinions whenever he feels the conversation needs them. 

“Not tonight,” McCoy says, “There are a few things I need to finish up in the lab yet.”

“All work and no play,” Kirk warns.

“Yes, well, maybe if the lab equipment would just cooperate with me, I’d have some time to play.” 

Kirk groans at that. “Come on, Bones, you're not still thinking about Mudd’s lab, are you?” His voice takes on a teasing, sad sound. “I can’t believe you’d leave me for another man, just because he has a bigger lab.” 

Spock finds himself similarly—not frustrated—disturbed by the doctor's inability to leave the past where it belonged.

“Not just bigger, better. But I’m still here, aren't I?” McCoy points out, stopping the turbolift.

“If you need assistance with your research, I can join you.” Spock offers, ignoring the betrayed gasp Kirk lets out. If he can ensure whatever research the doctor needs to complete goes smoothly, the doctor might finally forget his infatuation with the other lab.

McCoy’s already shaking his head. “No, no, you go enjoy your game with Jim. Last thing I need is an extra body in the lab, taking up space.” With that, McCoy steps out of the turbolift, heading off in the direction of the science labs.

Kirk lets out a soft, fond chuckle, and the turbolift closes and whisks them off towards Deck 5.

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