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aesthetic twink

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It’s incredibly unlikely because the books didn’t do it (so far), but I hope they pull a Sid on this one. Like, what’s more likely, surviving being shot in the head or surviving bumping your head on a car window ??

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Oh please. The man gets hard from thinking about his political career. I guarantee you he’s THROBBING whenever Riv as much as grabs his collar. He absolutely cums from being pushed into a file cabinet. No questions asked. 🫡

Okay, River is used to getting up close and personal (threats, fights, aggressive moves), but Spider isn't. River might be the only one who gets that close to him in that kind of way. So when he was first pinned against the wall by him, did he…

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just a selection of Spider being clocked as a whore in Dead Lions

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The lovely @cakebatteronabrickwall tagged me in the penguin classic fanfic covers so I had to try it obviously! I only have one so far, so only one cover, but I loved playing around with this cover generator

I love the grimey steampunk-ish London vibes.

Steampunk Victorian London AU anyone?

Artwork by Maryangel Jiminez via ArtStation

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impersonating roadkill

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I was like, neat, someone photoshopped them to look like horny homosexuals and then I realized, no, this is a frame from the actual show, just sideways 😭

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reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

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“Come on, boy,” he continues, in the over-enthusiastic tones you would a dog. “Sit up and beg.”

Anyway go read @manbeaft ‘s new fic that I apparently have recurrent amnesia about but it made me insane at 3am and also possibly killed the pope

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Seing Spiders :)

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/62837824/chapters/166713814

What?…A chapter?

And the last one at that!

This story is now finished, I can’t believe it! And there’s a treat in this one too! 😉

Don’t worry, I‘m very sure there’s more to come! Thank you so much to all who read it, left kudos and kind words! It means so much to me! ❤️

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Ma addition to this:

diversity win! the poshest boy you know was once dyslexic

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Also can we please talk about how there currently actually IS a spoon in the sugar jar and I would bet gold money it was wet 😭

I’m trying to document all the signs in Slough House (inspired by this from @your-mighty-words-astound-me)

If anyone with better eyes than me can read some of the ones below that I can’t decipher, that would be wonderful! Here we go:

The classic ‘NO WET SPOONS IN THE SUGAR!’. This was definitely scribbled onto this post-it angrily by Catherine after she had once again found a wet spoon in the sugar.

‘NEVER REMOVE THIS PLUG ⬇️’ with plug underlined twice. That plug is probably keeping the whole building from exploding or something.

‘OUT OF ORDER’ on the lift, which has probably been there for about ten years.

‘If the water bottle is empty PLEASE REPLACE IT’. And a no smoking sign above it.

‘NOTICE TO ALL. WHEN USING SPONGES OR CLOTHS PLEASE SQUEEZE OUT WATER FIRST BEFORE LEAVING IT ON WORKTOP.’ Poor Catherine having to deal with this messy children.

‘LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT WHEN USING THE KITCHEN AREA. DO NOT LEAVE UNWASHED DISHES IN THE SINK AND PUT YOUR DISHES AWAY.’ Thank you @abubblingcandle! The last bit is too obscured to read it clearly.

Think this one may be ‘Keep This Door Clear. Nothing to be leant ^up on this area.‘ It’s in Catherine’s office.

I just enjoy that there’s one of these on Catherine’s and Jackson’s office doors. She definitely put them there.

There’s also a written No Smoking sign on the landing - you can see it here behind Aimee in one of Gisele’s photos, and I’m pretty sure it’s visible in one of the episodes too, I just forget which one!

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The Asshouse.

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Why do you grab so tight? And why do you do nothing about it?

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I‘m looking at the pictures where he’s wearing the hat and my mind cannot comprehend he was 27/28 in this. He looks like a literal teenager 😭

Freddie Fox as Rubio in King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Thank you for the reminder @manbeaft , or I would have forgotten about this tinkerbell forever.

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@hr-twink I think you’re thinking of „Old Habits Die Hard“ perhaps :D

dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out