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Please please please bring the “damn I’m on some waffle shit, check my doughy pockets” over here in a tumblr variant I beg of you please

here ya go 👌

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Indian Leopard (Melanistic) | Maxim Korenyugin

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walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

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Bananas Foster Recipe

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I just found this on my computer and have no memory of making it. I stand by it though

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A detail I haven't seen anyone talk about yet is that during the story battles where you're forced into enhanced mode and can't leave is that there's a special status condition for the duration of the battle.

What's more interesting is that it's a debuff and not a buff. While I thought that being in his ult state for the whole battle was kind of awesome despite the heart-wrenching circumstances, this is not meant to be desirable. Phainon doesn't want this, any of this.

He never asked to bear the weight of millions of worlds, he never asked to bear all this hatred for an Aeon he'd previously never heard of. He never asked for Destruction. He's so tired of it all, but he has to keep going. He cannot stop, despite his exhaustion, or his fears that all his actions were in vain will become reality.

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WISDOM UPDATE

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you know what? I'm a big fan of those old city structures where there's a bridge connecting two houses and that bridge is also made of house. And there's a walkable street underneath it. Like I get why they're not good for fire safety but fuck yeah you get more house for house and also do not obstruct pedestrians. The indoors person, old houses enthusiast, and unobstructed pedestrian in me delights in that.

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Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.

And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.

And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.

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