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They're always eating everything

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in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

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no one can break the bond between a girl and a show from the 2000s that have 40 minute episodes and 20 episode seasons

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I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

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"For anyone who doesn't know what a Bacon number is, it is the degrees of separation a person is from the actor Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon's number is 0, Someone who has worked with him directly's number is 1. Someone who has worked with that person's number is 2, and so on. (Here is a link to the Wikapedia page on Bacon numbers for more details.)

If you don't know your Bacon number, you can check it on The Oracle of Bacon by putting in the name of the most famous person that you or someone you know have met"

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these guys love to party

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

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the girlies 🌹

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"I get sad too, when I lose my stones. But I always find them again .You will find them again too."

This game has been making me cry for a month, but it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Thank you Sandfall Interactive