People will trust a loaf of bread off the shelf with just a twist tie, but they insist on at least two layers of tamper-resistant seals for any product they put on that bread.
Ryan: Tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS!
shane: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.
Buzzfeed Unsolved Good Omens AU with Demon Shane and Angel Ryan trying to stop the end of the world or they won’t be able to work on their channel anymore.
When Shane asked the ghosts to ‘chat him up’ in the viaduct tavern I don’t think he realised that to chat someone up means to flirt with them, so he was basically asking for some ghost dick.