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Random shower thoughts

why do we all assume cavemen were dumb? we illustrate them as idiots when they were the ones who created words and taught us to catch and cook and they were the base of civilization, so they obviously had some intelligence 

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if the first people on earth didnt know how to communicate, then when they thought about something, was it just in pictures, or did they just not think and act on impulse?

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the first person to talk mustve sounded like a babbling idiot to the other people

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the brain cant help but naturally assume what someone looks and acts like just from their posts, even if they havent actually met them.

I bet you are assuming my looks and personality rn 

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Random thought

if matter is never created or destroyed, does that mean that i have george washingotn atoms in my body, or does that mean that george washington had my atoms in his body?

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when you dont have a bf/gf you are called single, but when you are in a relationship, why arent you called a double? When you say taken its like someone stole you

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Help meh

i need a pen pal who i can talk to for a bit cuz of my covid boredom

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Shower thoughts

the person who proofread hitlers speeches was a grammar nazi

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Shower Thoughts

the skeleton isn’t inside you, youre the brain so youre inside the skeleton

at one point in our lives, we are π years old 

i wonder if i ever got milk from the same cow twice 

everyday someone unknowingy makes the biggest poo in the world for that day 

if babies are in the womb for nine months, why aren’t they considered nine months when they are born?

by learning history we realize that we dont learn from history 

if you kiss someone and stick your tongue in their butthole, youve tasted both ends of their digestive system 

is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? 

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random shower thoughts

once children learn the alphabet they must look at keyboards and think adults are idiots

if you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or the floor clean?

the only time incorrectly isnt spelled incorrectly is when its spelled incorrectly

your first birthday is actually your second

condoms are made by humans for humans to prevent humans

if you think about it, birthdays are actually satanic rituals, chanting around a flaming object that represents the amount of years taken off your life, in which you then blow the flames out and stab a knife in it

someone studying atoms is just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves.