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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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Lovisa Lager by Ninja Hanna for OFFICE MAGAZINE

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Objectification, Degredation, Ownership and Praise - A Guide

Objectification -> You are a hole to fuck

Degradation -> Your holes are worthless and filthy

Ownership -> Your holes belong to me

Praise -> Your holes feel so good

Objectification and praise -> You are such a good fuck toy

Objectification and Degradation -> You are a worthless fuck hole

Objectification and ownership -> You are my personal fuck toy

Degradation and ownership -> You are mine to destroy. I will ruin you.

Degradation and praise -> You are such a pretty little cum slut

Ownership and praise -> You are my favorite- I love owning you

Objectification, Degradation and Praise -> You are the best little cum hole

Objectification, Degradation, praise and Ownership -> You are my favorite cum filled hole to fuck.

Reblog with your favorite combination or add your own!

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i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

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i miss being at a cabin in the woods

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“Captain’s log, supplemental: the Enterprise has encountered an alien life form who has identified himself as ‘Ziggy’”

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Best time of the year coming up!

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Getting tied up with pretty colorful ropes for the first time was really cool too :)

Had a fun time at a speakeasy themed burlesque show last night with my man and friends. Wearing the beaded fringed on theme dress was fun. And every time (twice now), I go to a burlesque show with K, she wins something and then I get to take a prize home, heh. And of course the fun playtime after is great too :D

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Had a fun time at a speakeasy themed burlesque show last night with my man and friends. Wearing the beaded fringed on theme dress was fun. And every time (twice now), I go to a burlesque show with K, she wins something and then I get to take a prize home, heh. And of course the fun playtime after is great too :D

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Boobs don’t even matter ladies, it’s what’s under them, your lungs are important, cause we blazing mad weed over here and you need to keep up.

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Anonymous hate mail, huh. Odd surprise.

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Just sending some good vibes and positivity your way. You're an incredible person ❤️

That's sweet of you, thank you. I mean, you don't know me to really think I'm an incredible person, but the thought is very nice, appreciated :)