randomthingsthatilike1

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Scotland doesn’t want Donald Trump to visit despite him always claiming he’s making us respected on the world stage.

10/10 headline, no notes.

🤣

From snopes.com

[randomthingsthatilike1]

The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

[randomthingsthatilike1]

The treasures of the wild (berries) have no price, but they do not come without cost. The forest accepts no money, I paid for these berries with a pint of my own blood (the mosquitoes fucking got me).

[randomthingsthatilike1]

parents were amazed how well the dogs walked on leash so in case this trick is more uncommon than I thought here’s my training technique

If a dog pulls on the leash just stop and stand there

that’s it that’s the trick you become a seat belt it works real fast. Start walking again if they stop pulling & even better if you wait until they look at you first (sometimes u might have to call them back to stop pulling if they are a bit dumb)

[randomthingsthatilike1]

so itchio has shadowbanned any games tagged with 'nsfw', 'adult', or 'erotic' so they don't show up in searches, and several devs have reported that their r18 games have been removed from the site with no warning

you know, maybe the internet shouldn’t be controlled by payment processors and terf lobbyists. and maybe people should be more concerned about this rise of censorship on queer media.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.

There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.

"Curious. What ritual is this?"

"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"

"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) dir. F.W. Murnau 🦇

[randomthingsthatilike1]

[randomthingsthatilike1]

still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they're punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.

it is setting an example. it's saying, "this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we'll punish the people around you that you've led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don't keep quiet, we will quiet you". the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it's just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.

"it's not a big deal" idk man it really seems like it is

[randomthingsthatilike1]

in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Hey y'all.

So. Awkward update a bit. Yesterday morning I was in such an incredible amout of pain and could not sleep that I had to be rushed to the ER. After a few hours there and all the poking and prodding they put me under for surgery. I'm out of the hospital now, at home recovering and doing okay. Still a lot of pain but thats gonna be there for a while, with a follow up surgery this September scheduled now.

A few of my friends colluded behind my back, the fucking brats, to set up a go fund me to help me pay back some of the medical bills, if you wanna help out feel more than welcome to!

Also. Ignore their description on it. Thought they were being funny and didn't realize it made it sound like I died. I didn't in fact die, bastard knife just had the advantage of being on the same team as gas that knocked me out.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Robin Williams on the set of “The Birdcage” in 1995 in Miami Beach, Florida.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

[randomthingsthatilike1]

ship so good, a future where they’re safe and retired is called an au