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What the hell she drew a man

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i’m gonna- *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health*

… buy an axe in central london

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Leaves light on...

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i try to do a card trick but i fumble with the deck and drop cards all over the floor. you look down at the mess dejectedly, holding your chosen card to your chest as you watch me struggle to salvage the situation. suddenly, my mad scrambling stops, and i look up at you with a coy smirk. "is this your carrd?" i ask, brandishing my phone where your dni list is presented boldly on the screen.

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re: this post, highlighting JKR's antisemitic shirt rebranded with her own ip

a lot of the notes are acting like the original tweet is "stupid" for not connecting the dots that it's still antisemitic even though it's harry potter.

y'all. the original tweet is by Alison Rumfitt, an author in England who is a trans woman, and who notably writes horror revolving around contemporary fascism in the UK, often with extremely obvious references to JKR's political influence in said horror novels.

she knows. that's why she constructed the tweet that way. she is intentionally making it impossible for people to not connect the dots, while wording it in such a way to avoid prosecution from libel laws for calling a spade a spade.

give trans women a little credit, please. you are not smarter or better than her for having read her tweet and come to the conclusion she intended to communicate.

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The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

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a couple addendums:

1) my brother would like everyone to know that the reason he didn’t play immediately was because he was graduating high school that weekend (🙄🙄)

2) my boyfriend would like to note that he voices ralsei (this is true we make him hurt his throat doing a very high voice whenever he’s there)

3) apparently I HAVE beaten Queen, I just didn’t remember it til I finished the comic LMAO (I beat her on my brother’s switch and I normally play on computer)

4) list of people myles has told me are Totally the knight: December, Carol, Papyrus, Asgore, Rudy

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Bro, We Are Homies . Its Ok To Infodump To Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . And Your OCs. … Bro, We Are Drawing Eachother Fanart Now . . No Dont Stop Randomly Messaging Me Bro .. Bro … 

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Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

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I had an incredibly vivid dream last night that Thor 4 came out and I went to see it and it was a 3 hour drama that totally ignored MARVEL canon in favor of following Thor’s cousin, who looked like depressed Jon Snow with shorter hair, and I can’t remember the details but I think cousin Jon and Ragnarok Thor were scaling a mountain to find Fenris except Jon tried to throw Thor off the mountain to find the wolf himself, except it turned out that he wasn’t really evil, he just really missed his childhood dog, and the twist at the end was that there were TWO wolves and they were fat little puppies so Thor and his cousin both went home with puppies and they got to keep them and everyone was happy

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anyways guys congratulations on being aromantic. it's pride month everyone congratulate aromantic people <3

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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS

Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.

This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.

THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.

If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.

CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.

Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.

I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.

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when i was 6-8 years old, long before i understood more than basic genetics, i ran an unsanctioned isopod breeding project in my backyard. it brings me comfort to think the “special” isopods may still be in the yard of my childhood home

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Some might think Jonah Magnus is Web bait with all the plotting and manipulation he gets up to, but I disagree.

1. Jonah doesn't do anything. His plan is to pick a guy and watch him go. If he dies he dies. Sometimes he might say something about a dark power that he needs Jon to get stabbed by. That's it, that's his plan.

2. Jonah is reactive. Jurgen Leitner shows up and his first instinct is to brutal pipe murder him. Gertrude suddenly and inevitably betrays him and he shoots her and throws her in the tunnels. He hires Melanie because she has a slaughter bullet. Doesn't think about how maybe she might want to slaughter him.

He makes it a point to know everything about everyone because usually his counters come up on the fly.

3. He doesn't care about being found out. He could try to cover himself better. Having Jon trust him would make the venture way easier, but he doesn't see the point in trying to manipulate things more in his favour. Even if Jon gains his Knowing aspect, Jonah had time to spin it. He doesn't. He gets sent to jail because he doesn't think for a second keeping all his incriminating evidence at work might be a bad idea.

4. He wants to watch the drama. This means he wants there to be a level of uncertainty in everything he does. Jon is perfect because the web chose him, so he keeps pushing forward. Jonah does very little to actually entice him. He makes the bet with Peter because he's pretty sure which way Martin will go, but being able to see a choice is all the sweeter. He didn't have a back up plan because he's arrogant and as mentioned he's reactive.

Jonah is very much brand loyal Beholding. He watches without any real understanding. Despite everything he knows about literally everyone he rarely uses it for actual plans. He just knows them so well that he makes them think he has a complicated tangled web, when really it's like: ah I'll put the person that likes stabbing in the same room as Jon and see where that gets me. Oh how clever, I will send the person who is 90 percent of the Archivist's self-restraint on a wild goose chase while the scary coffin is there.

The one time he does an elaborate scheme with Jared Hoppworth it ends up failing. Web will use him as a patsy but it doesn't want him.

Manipulative Bastard card revoked. Bastard man is not good at manipulation or controling people.

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just gonna say it, squidward was right about everything