randomwordzard
randomwordzard
Random Wordzard
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Hey y'all, it's me, your local word wizardswedish american, autistic, queerspecial interest: linguistics (esp conlangs)other interests include: my ocs, plan3, the aquabats, old movies, chants of sennaar, deponia, scooby doo, jeeves and wooster, mashle, disney fairies, drawfee, tmbg, and a bunch of other stuff
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randomwordzard · 4 hours ago
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showing that you care is everything
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pnf revival challenge day 35: Baljeet!
Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! ✨
I pitched this comic idea to my sister in the morning as a joke and she said I have to commit to it because she found it hilarious nvndjhbd
[revival challenge masterpost]
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btw I am doing it afraid
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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Well, still no idea what was wrong with me, but evidently it was nothing that four days of bedrotting and ice cream for breakfast couldn't fix.
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Y'all ever think about the way video game bosses are designed to lose? How the bombastic soundtracks, the impressive displays of villainy, the teeth-rattling power of their attacks, are at once engineered not just to sell you on how unfathomably strong and vile they are, but also to make the player's inevitable victory all the sweeter?
Viewed this way, a boss battle is more like a choreographed dance - they call, you respond and counter-call. The trick is to learn the steps - once you know where to move, when to strike, when to defend and how to best allocate your resources, victory is not just achievable but actually almost impossible to avoid. You cannot help but recite the winning plays, over and again, because that is what the dance demands of you both - and is there not a savage sort of beauty in such a thing?
Is it any wonder then that we look back on these bosses so fondly, almost as if they were old friends? We danced together once, and oh what fun we had while doing it!
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astrologers will call them good friends
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr
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embraced by mama's serpentine neck...
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Came in to work today and one of the foremen greeted me with 'theres our celebrity!' Which is how I found out that everyone saw the news interview I did at our local pride.
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subtlety who?
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sometimes i wish i had facial hair
like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool
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