she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
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Knife Mirror with Blood Carpet by Drought
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living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it
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also greg is the most bisexual-coded cartoon dad ever
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